if tba was a pirate crew

[Philip K Dick]

actually ill be the booty

[Philip K Dick]

you can stash me in your starboard bow anytime baby 

[Lauch]

yall a bunch of butt pirates

[Philip K Dick]

yall a bunch of butt pirates

i will have sex with you for money

[Philip K Dick]

assuming that's really you in your avatar

[Philip K Dick]

omg im almost at post 5000 i better make a celebration thread

[sev]

stop derailing my glorious thread gaylords

[Lauch]

assuming that's really you in your avatar

ill b ur julie winter...... ill b anything u want me 2 babe

[CVG]

I'd be the prisoner being held captive against my will who doesn't want to be on a boat in the middle of the fucking ocean with no fresh water or land and sharing space with a bunch of diseased pirates suffering daily from scurvy, diarrhea, and cabin fever.

[Shida]

hawt

i'd be the navigator because i have the best sense of direction ever!!

[SHADOWFOX2]

Cleaning the poop deck.

Also cannoneer

[BluPhoenix]

ace swordsman of the ship

i've always been good with rapists




















































RAPIERS i meant rapiers

[Abnormal]

i'd be

[Greenkitten]

I'll be the cook, I'll add paprika to everything so people don't get scurvy.

[sev]

(for the record this is for my 8000 chapter long tba hentai fanfiction that i secretly write about all of you)

[Abnormal]

you might have been fooled by the stubble but Alas my pirate is under 18/your hentai is illegal now hand it over

[sev]

i will move to another country where my sick fuck fantasies are 100% a-ok

[dilly]

I'd be up in the crows nest scanning the horizon for icebergs, the navy, and other pirates, except i'd be very bad at this because i'd be drunk the whole time

[Ashington]

[valiums]

also i wanna have my own area at the bottom of the ship where i stay all day, where my mere existence scares people into not fucking up their jobs on the ship

Can I hide under your bed or in your closet.