if tba was a pirate crew

[sev]

what would you be on the pirate ship

[rtil]

i'd be the queen that sent you all off to your doom to find me gold on unexplored lands across the sea

[sev]

no you fuck we are in this together

you have to be captain too

[Necronomitr0n]

i'd be the lazy ass in the crow's nest

[redmongoose]

id be jak spare o

[Crabarms]

I would be carpenter making sure things still float. If a leak sprung I would plunge my gigantic crab arm into it to save you guys. I guess my crab claw could potentially be used as a hammer or maybe someone gets hungry.

[sev]

that is called a shipwright, the guy who takes care of the ship but every ship does need one :3

i would be a seriously bad dude, feared and respected throughout the seas as pretty much the baddest dude ever and i'd put motherfuckers in their place, that would be my job. ship's baddest dude

[rtil]

or maybe someone gets hungry.

will it grow back?

[Crabarms]

Only one way to find out.

[HXC]

arsonist

[Ashington]

i would be the first mate who inexplicably survives every bit of shitty luck that comes his way, also an alcoholic.

[naturally]

i'd sit around and catch fish and stuff

[cipher]

antikraken security

[valiums]

Stowaway.

[spoiler]On the wrong ship.[/spoiler]

[Philip K Dick]

hilarious overweight wooden merman in the front of the boat that comes to life to sing a merry tune when everyone is down.

ill be the female version of this

[sev]

also i wanna have my own area at the bottom of the ship where i stay all day, where my mere existence scares people into not fucking up their jobs on the ship

i never see the sunlight unless all of the other guys on deck are out. due to this, pretty much no one actually knows what i look like because they're all unconscious, which is actually the only reason anyone's actually scared of me because i'm actually not really that threatening looking

THIS IS ALSO A PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION on the imaginary tba pirate ship, all of that i just listed

[CoolDrMoney]

I would b the bo4t

[Sinitron]

im the cannon

because ive got

balls of steel

(pwned)

jk piracy is BAD

[ZennyPLUS]

Cleaning the poop deck.

[Gladius]

master mate reporting for duty

hee hee hee