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sQueef

November 12, 2008 06:43 AM
the money to go to the record store

i would

i

i would
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

LordZeebmork

#1
November 12, 2008 06:47 AM
if i had the teh to teh i teh the ggb
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

sQueef

#2
November 12, 2008 06:49 AM
when ya ass is broke
when ya ass is broke

like me

like me

go2that record store
steal some records man

go2that record store
steal some records man

im tellin you im broke
im tellin you im broke

its 8 o clock and i got nothin to do
cant go to tha club
so i guess ill
go to the record store
visit my record man
with my sticky hands
walk out that record door
with the records in my clothes
the records in my clothes

What the fuck is you gonna do
What the fuck is you gonna do about it

nothin
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

LordZeebmork

#3
November 12, 2008 06:50 AM
niggour
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

sQueef

#4
November 12, 2008 06:51 AM
Ha Ha
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

LordZeebmork

#5
November 12, 2008 06:52 AM
well

it's 1:52 am and I'm writing a fuckin huge government essay

do you really expect me to be a comedy genius when I want to sleep????????////////////////teh
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

Necronomitr0n

#6
November 12, 2008 06:14 PM
If I had a dime for every time i've heard them preach
then I'd have wicked thoughts upon my bRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

sQueef

#7
November 13, 2008 03:00 AM
I appreciate your contribution systek
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

salutations

#8
November 13, 2008 03:36 AM
if i had a million dollars i would buy you a house
if i had a million dollars i would buy you furniture for that house
if i had a million dollars i would buy you a car
if i had a million dollars i would buy you love

ansel

#9
November 13, 2008 04:09 AM
if i had my left testicle again

oh man

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

SnawsBall

#11
November 13, 2008 09:15 AM
Who wants milk ?? Pussycow milk.

billy

#12
November 13, 2008 10:22 AM
Quote from: Zekeythis is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife
this is ur lif and its endin 1 minute at a tim

-tyrl durdn

sQueef

#13
November 13, 2008 11:19 AM Last Edit: November 13, 2008 11:20 AM by Squeef
When you think of it... Children always manage to put a smile on your face,



Why not help put a smile on their's.

text fun to 69777
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.
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