quotes topic

[rtil]

oh well here i go

i bookmarked these on bash last night when i was really tired

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls

<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad

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<kingnaruto> There Are 2 Types of peolpe, Linux ppl and IDIOTS
<tehpockyluvr> yeah i agree
<@charginmahlazer> HEY IM AN OPERATOR IN THIS CHANNEL AN DIM GONNA DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED BASED ON HOW YOU'D REGULARLY PERCEIVE AUTHORITY

edit: i forgot the video game joke

ok here i go, DUKE NUKEM FOREVER MORE LIKE DUKE NUKEM WILL-NEVER-BE-RELEASED-PROBABLY

[Daveb0t]

I cant get Mirc to work in either java or outside Application so ehhhh

[rtil]

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<kingnaruto> There Are 2 Types of peolpe, Linux ppl and IDIOTS
<tehpockyluvr> yeah i agree
<@charginmahlazer> HEY IM AN OPERATOR IN THIS CHANNEL AN DIM GONNA DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED BASED ON HOW YOU'D REGULARLY PERCEIVE AUTHORITY

edit: i forgot the video game joke

ok here i go, DUKE NUKEM FOREVER MORE LIKE DUKE NUKEM WILL-NEVER-BE-RELEASED-PROBABLY

reminds me of

<tomfoolery> there's a small fire burning in my room
<beretta> lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes



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[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

<salutations> whos rtil
<saltiliwag> i think he makes webcomics
<saltiliwag> or something

[salutations]

<salutations> whos rtil
<saltiliwag> i think he makes webcomics
<saltiliwag> or something

now rtil wil think i do not lov ehim

[rtil]

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