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Started by Daveb0t, October 11, 2008 01:55 AM

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sQueef

they didnt accept it nor have they replied to my emails
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Daveb0t

Quote from: Squeefthey didnt accept it nor have they replied to my emails
I might just make one for the hell of it.

ZekeySpaceyLizard

i've asked like a million billion times on the ss and never gotten an answer


how does one timebomb a flash

Daveb0t

Quote from: Zekeyi've asked like a million billion times on the ss and never gotten an answer


how does one timebomb a flash
I have no idea but zeebmork sent me the code.

sQueef

doesnt seem to work

billys browser crasher doesnt work either
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

Daveb0t

function timeBomb(year:Number, month:Number, day:Number, hour:Number, minute:Number) {

eventDate = new Date(year, month-1, day, hour, minute);
//eventDate = new Date(2008,2,17,6);
// March 17, 2008 @ 6 AM
eventMillisecs = eventDate.getTime();
// get Unix time
onEnterFrame = function () {
currentDate = new Date();
// NOW
currentMillisecs = currentDate.getTime();
// get Unix time
this.msecs = eventMillisecs-currentMillisecs;
if (this.msecs<=0) {
trace("boom");
return;
}
trace(this.msecs);
};
}

you don't need the trace statements

basically you call it by having something like timeBomb(2008,4,20,12,30); - year, month, day, hour (24 hours), minute, so that would call it for every time beginning april 20 2008 4:20 AM

replace trace("boom"); with whatever you want it to do when the timebomb goes off

ZekeySpaceyLizard

Quote from: Davebutyou don't need the trace statements


replace trace("boom"); with whatever you want it to do when the timebomb goes off


now what does that mean in english?

Daveb0t

Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: Davebutyou don't need the trace statements


replace trace("boom"); with whatever you want it to do when the timebomb goes off


now what does that mean in english?
You are asking the wrong man

sQueef

Quote from: Zekey
Quote from: Davebutyou don't need the trace statements


replace trace("boom"); with whatever you want it to do when the timebomb goes off


now what does that mean in english?

You just change the time to when you want it to go off (according to local pc time, your pc. So if you are planning it for a NG thing then change it according to timezone differences.)

And then the just paste some other code in place of boom, like mass pop-ups (which dont really work because of pop-up blockers anymore), Print scare or somethin else.

But yeh i couldnt get it to work so im probably wrong or i just had a corrupt .fla for whatever reason.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

f0d

i forget who invented the timebomb, it was either cr0m or some ucfd ass

i had a great plan awhile back to make a shitty videogame parody and get it front paged. then i would timebomb it to something more worthwhile like a big floppy dic and watch the hilarious reaction
I have more of a life writing this review at 1145 pm than you guys do making these movies. . .

rtil

#11
despite the brilliance of the timebomb no one has actually done anything great with it

sQueef

i cant get it 2 work )---:
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

rtil

perhaps newgrounds has implemented something to not allow it to work

sQueef

i tested it on spamtheweb though.. ...  
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

rtil

then maybe you just suck ya ever think of that suckface

sQueef

Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

LordZeebmork

I don't think it's even possible to make a timebomb not work

I'll try timebombing the next movie I submit
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

rtil

nothing's impossible zeeb ya just got to believe

CyTh

Quote from: rtilnothing's impossible zeeb ya just got to believe

Rtil, that avatar is ugly. When will it ever go away?