Jake is in the hospital right now.

Started by Philip K Dick, September 13, 2008 07:30 PM

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Philip K Dick

This isn't a joke. I know that's the first thing you're going to say, so don't say it.

Jake Ganz, also known as Anigen on these forums, recently suffered a severe injury to his penis and is currently being hospitalized for treatment. He has experienced what his family has told me is a rare case of penile fracture, or blunt trauma to an erect penis. I'm not sure exactly how it happened, and I'm not sure I want to know how, but all we can do now is pray for Anigen's cock.

Godspeed Anigen, godspeed.

billy



Hammi

i like cocks they are so adorable heehee
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
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adamant

i guess he sucked his own dick one time too many :'(

redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Hammi

Woah im gonna tune in to UGK to hear how bad he can get
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> lmao
<GreatRapperLenkazuka> hammi you are my top paki
<GreatPakiHammizuka> top at dem all maynn



psi43



mishkamash

jake's decapitated cock will live on
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

cr0m

#11
Quote from: Hammii like cocks they are so adorable heehee
hehe yea [size=][size=]monster-cock4.jpg[/size][/size]
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billy

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lmao MONSTER COCK 4.JPG

cr0m

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billy


CoolDrMoney

Thats her dentures in the lower left pic
btw
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

rtil


CoolDrMoney

I havent done it since rgrats man!
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

cr0m

Quote from: rtilplease stop posting porn ugh
np man
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