Google sides with scientology

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

sAlaDofMetal: ya know what would be humorous in a black humor kinda way
sAlaDofMetal: if the globe committed suicide
sAlaDofMetal: and then all of mankind would instantly unexist
lauchrZX: lmao
lauchrZX: wat the hell
sAlaDofMetal: hell i honestly wouldn't even be surprised if it did lmao

this sounds like a cartoon i would make

[adamant]

sAlaDofMetal: ya know what would be humorous in a black humor kinda way
sAlaDofMetal: if the globe committed suicide
sAlaDofMetal: and then all of mankind would instantly unexist
lauchrZX: lmao
lauchrZX: wat the hell
sAlaDofMetal: hell i honestly wouldn't even be surprised if it did lmao

this sounds like a cartoon i would make

lmao
i'd say do it, but i think its novelty is best left as a dumb aim convo

[Animegamer]

Yeah, it is one of the funniest made up most bogus religions out there

Basically its scriptures are about aliens dumping other aliens in volcanos in hawaii and using a soul catching machine to poison humans with "theatens" and only their over priced gizmo's can get the "theatens" out of your body

[MRat]

Yeah, it is one of the funniest made up most bogus religions out there

Everyone here who has said something like this is absolutely retarded. Clearly none of you know anything about Scientology, because frankly it makes way more fucking sense than any Abrahamic religion. But because they believe in aliens instead of a giant fucking white guy with a beard, they're all a crazy cult. Right, way to go.

Sure it's still retarded, but so is every single religion ever.

[texas]

Sure it's still retarded, but so is every single religion ever.

[bcube]

I think that
this has already happened in another thread

except with tom
Animegamer end the discussion here or else THIS THREAD WILL BECOME LIKE TOMS
it wasnt a nice thread.

[Shida]

Everyone here who has said something like this is absolutely retarded. Clearly none of you know anything about Scientology, because frankly it makes way more fucking sense than any Abrahamic religion. But because they believe in aliens instead of a giant fucking white guy with a beard, they're all a crazy cult. Right, way to go.

Actually, no one said it's a cult because they believe in aliens over a big guy in the sky with a beard - and even then, your assumption that Christians believe God is a white man with a beard is along the same lines of assuming people believe Scientology is a cult just because of the Xenu story.

Scientology is a cult because of the various practices it employs to keep its followers in the 'religion' (auditing, splitting up families, SPs, etc), as well as charging them money in exchange for spiritual enlightenment, which somewhere along the line, has gotten to the point that the health and mental well-being of followers is put in jeopardy.

Scientology is labelled a cult because it is dangerous.

[bcube]

Scientology is labelled a cult because it is dangerous.

pretty much every religion can be dangerous

[mishkamash]

Scientology is labelled a cult because it is dangerous.

pretty much every religion can be dangerous

i.e.,- raped children

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

you'll have to forgive mrat

he hates religion so much he ignores what people post in this thread and flies off the handle at the mere mention of religion  

[leone]

isn't charles manson their fuckin messiah?

*tom cruise

[InsaneX]

scientology is gay

[Philip K Dick]

scientology is gay

cool man nobodies ever made that observation

[leone]

scientology is gay

that is offensive to all the scientologists on tba

[redmongoose]

ok at first I was just going to say fuck scientology who gives a shit but after I typed it out I noticed that the spellcheck feat. on my browser left scientology highlighted so my next thought was 'then it must not really exist' so I was going to say something about not liking google or their ad service and wouldn't you know it the spellcheck highlighted google as well but I'll be goddamned if google isnt an actual word used to represent the value of one followed by one hundred zeros and I was getting ready to just x out but out of curiosity I tried capitalizing the two of them and this is the horrifying result.

[bcube]

conspiracy

[mishkamash]

that's google for ya

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

[topcatyo]

Scientology is a cult because it actually fits the definition as a religion that requires you to pay money while in it.
Also, Buddhism isn't a religion.  It's more of a philosophy, and one that's pretty cool since they're all about peace and equality and shit.  I think.
Also we had this whole retarded religion "discussion" (it was more like "i hate religion" "hey fuk you you don't have to believe in it but you can at least respek it you dik" and someone else going "yeah religion suks").
Any discussion of religion will automatically turn into a cesspool of hatred, bigotry and then a giant circle jerk.

[CoolDrMoney]

scientology is gay

cool man nobodies ever made that observation

lmao