The Dark Knight

Started by Fuzz, July 18, 2008 08:23 AM

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MRat

I want to direct a Batman movie. I'd make it darker than fucking Nolans and rated R fuck Frank Miller would be like shit DATS badass.



but I'd also have fucking KAPOW bubbles and the 1960s tv show theme


in the credits I would but the song from dis http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3587
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

rtil

Quote from: RyanLeReipschlägerI want to direct a Batman movie. I'd make it darker than fucking Nolans and rated R fuck Frank Miller would be like shit DATS badass.



but I'd also have fucking KAPOW bubbles and the 1960s tv show theme


in the credits I would but the song from dis http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3587
starring snoop dogg as the riddler's right-hand man, the "give me some twizzle baby" swizzler and 50 cent as harvey dent's illegitimate son - respected lawyer by day, masked crack dealer by night

billy

i saw the dark knight last night and my favorite part was explaining everything to my gf during the movie because she wasn\\\'t paying attention

and all the people sitting behind me had their feet on my row\\\'s seats so there were about 15 feet all around me

that was my other favorite part

rtil

i\\\'m guessing the theater was packed but that\\\'s still no excuse to do that kind of shit
the crinkling of wrappers and popcorn sounds is bad enough
the worst though is when you go to an empty theater
and then some jackass comes in a few minutes later , and with hundreds of seats avaliable to him, decides to sit right in front of you

of course then you just move but STILL

texas

yes
when i went to see hellboy 2
at the first showing on a monday
when there was no one there
some guy sat right next to me
and he smelled like rubber

ZekeySpaceyLizard

nothing is worse than children/babies in a theater

i've actually started shouting "shut the hell up" when i hear parents letting their spawn gab loudly.

YOU DONT TAKE SMALL CHILDREN TO PG13 AND R FILMS YOU STUPID GOD DAMN PEOPLE

rtil

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Fuzz

I'm eating Spaghetti.

salutations

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Fuzz

[size=]I too can type in large letters![/size]

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MRat

K I saw it again. For free this time.


Still loved it.




Fucking faggot next to me was with his girlfriend. He had two modes. Spoiler mode where 10 seconds before something happens he shouts it. And make out loudly with his girlfriend mode. Where he sucked a dick.


I tripped him and pushed him down the stairs as we were leaving. I hope he didn't get up.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

Thor

Quote from: Squeefmy favorite bAtman is any frank miller/chris nolan/dark knight shit batman


I tried reading The Dark Knight Strikes Again (I haven't read the Dark Knight Returns though) and I could NOT follow what was going on.

MRat

Quote from: Thor
Quote from: Squeefmy favorite bAtman is any frank miller/chris nolan/dark knight shit batman


I tried reading The Dark Knight Strikes Again (I haven't read the Dark Knight Returns though) and I could NOT follow what was going on.



Really? It's pretty simple.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

billy

when i explained things i explained them directly mouth-to-ear and i explained it so fucking quietly i couldn't hear myself talk so don't act like i was being a dick talkin durin the movie

MRat

Quote from: Billywhen i explained things i explained them directly mouth-to-ear and i explained it so fucking quietly i couldn't hear myself talk so don't act like i was being a dick talkin durin the movie


I'm not.
I was gone, FOR SO LONG

texas

#96
i hate going to the movies with my best friend because he constantly talks and like
is extremely overly analytical of every detail thats slightly unrealistic

rtil

mm i know people like that. they know they do it to. they usually shut up if you give them food!

ZekeySpaceyLizard

Quote from: morgan freemani hate going to the movies with my best friend because he constantly talks and like
is extremely overly analytical of every detail thats slightly unrealistic


i bet he laughs really loudly and derisively during the movie as well

sQueef

i pretty much sit there and watch the movie
only react to scenes that are worth a reaction

Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

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