computer games

[billy]

I tried playing alpha centurai once and i couldn't figure out what the fuck to do

[Sinitron]

heat levels critical

shutting down

ever heard of a coolant flush, NOOB!!!

lmfo i remember i loved to play mw4 onlineeee and i always used the Mauler which is regarded to be an inferior mech due to its low weapons ports but i outranged all those fucking nova cat snipers BITE ME MOTHERFUCKERS but yeah my ass was handed to me in any dogfights fuck

too bad microsoft shut down online support so i couldnt find any servers anymoreee

haha i hated that
but i loved the different mechs back then, especially the extremely small ones that go super fast but are almost totally worthless

i was like 8 back then when i played it, still have it and working, just not on my xp

zzz you can probably get it to work with some compatability shitting and patching

also wolfhounds for life, i loved them lil laserpackin bastards

[psi43]

worms

[rtil]

i've only played mechwarrior II and i'm not sure if there was a coolant flush option in that game all i know is that the nova was the best mech in the game ok

[Sinitron]

i\\\'ve only played mechwarrior II and i\\\'m not sure if there was a coolant flush option in that game all i know is that the nova was the best mech in the game ok

coolant flushesss were like a critical part of the entire heat management thing because once you ran out of coolant you couldnt rely on it etc etc it was in the original tabletop game it was based off so it was PROBABLY in there somewhere

also i think the nova and the nova cat are two different mechs altogether

this is the nova;


this is the nova cat (or wendigo, the lame ass recolor which DOESNT COUNT);


and this is the mauler (THE ONE I PREFER TO USE)

[rtil]

they do look very different
i liked the nova because it was durable, even if you lost a leg you could still use the jet boosters to move around, i finished almost an entire mission with one leg, two ppc cannons and those sweet red lasers yeauh

[sQueef]

that mech game you guys are talking about looks a lot like tribes to me for some reason um
I like rts games I don't know why. I just like building up huge armies of little pixel dudes and sending them out to kill off huge armies of other pixel dudes.

Age of Mythology was my favorite, aside from this one really badass rts game I can't remember right now.. you start off as an ancient civilization and build your way up until you have nuclear weapons and shit it was a really good game.

console games I like are shit like GTA and Fable, Marc Ecko's graffiti game was pretty fun. I liked Halo 1 more than halo 2 or 3..

I played an mmorpg for about an entire year of my life that waS A HUGE FUCKING WASTE OF TIME

[Sinitron]

Age of Mythology was my favorite, aside from this one really badass rts game I can't remember right now.. you start off as an ancient civilization and build your way up until you have nuclear weapons and shit it was a really good game.

empire earth?

[wps]

I liked age of empires II

[rtil]

sounds like civilization squeef but i know there are other games that do that, did it look anything like this

[zomfgbie]

why you playing as the aztecs romans are the best

[Sinitron]

why you playing as the aztecs romans are the best

because playing as the best isnt necessarily the most fun???

i always use what i think is cool, not what is better

[wps]

in age of empires II you cant really play the romans

you can play the holy roman empire however in one campaign but they're krauts


Barbarossa is a great example for Germans all over the world, the idiot went for a swim with his armor on and drowned
lmao

[zomfgbie]

the romans are the coolest
or the germans they get panzers

and the coolest guy on aoe is atilla the hun cause his campaign was actually fun

unlike joan of arcs FUCK YOU JOAN

[wps]

i learned allot of history from the campaigns, and yes joan of arc was one of the most boring campaigns

aoe made me interested in the mongols so I bought tons of books about them and I know stuff about them and now I am happy (:

[Necronomitr0n]

Age of empires

the first one btw

[zomfgbie]

el cid tought me alot about spanish history and i bought a couple of books on him

[rtil]

AoM has a great campaign but since it's based on the greek gods it's completely made up and there's no real history in it lmao
AoE had all the real history.. the first one was great, i remember when they added the expansion that allowed you to build more than 1 unit at a time, that was GREAT

[zomfgbie]

best thing bout the expansion was that you could queue up farms rather than spending half the game telling a villager to sow some fucking seeds

[wps]

the egyptian myth units were shit
roc birds aren't egyptian, the anubites came out of "the mummy returns" and not really out of egyptian mythology, leviathan wasn't egyptian either, etc.
they should've added Amut or Apep or something but nooo
really I don't know anything about egyptian mythology but I do know enough to come up with some better myth units!

also they shouldv added sumerians and aztecs and celts

Loki was fuckin overpowered, you just keep gettin myth units if you attack someone.

the atlanteans also sucked
i mean, llamas, behemoths, wtf?!?!!?

and Kronos looked stupid
they shouldve made him look like Saturnus in Goya's painting

and the titans were also crap
the greek had kerberos walking on two legs wtf?!

but I found it an entertaining game when I first bought it
still got an aom poster in my bedroom
I immediately bought the collector's edition