rtil's opinion on "eggs"

[Hammi]

no seriously eggs are disgusting. you people are sick

what about fish eggs? =o

MMMMMM. EGG. FISH. DELISH!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

fish eggs are only good in salmon rolls, on crackers, or smashed into ceasar salad dressing

[notorious]

eggs are a great source of protein for a balanced diet!

[anigen]

no seriously eggs are disgusting. you people are sick

what about fish eggs? =o

los juevitos con pescado

no wait i mean los juevitos del pescado fUCK IM OUT OF TIME

[rtil]

there are better places to get my protein than an undeveloped bird fetus

[rtil]

bacon

[Gerkinman]

AND SMOKED CANADIAN BBQ SAUCE ~ <3

[Michelle]

bacon

but doesn't that give you cancer

well, assuming you'd eat a lot that is
besides they're either oily, greasy or too dry that's disgusting!!

[Gerkinman]

besides they're either oily, greasy or too dry that's disgusting!!

Bacon is the one and only true god >=(

[sQueef]

I can only cook bacon and eggs well, I prefer my eggs over medium because the yolk is pretty much the only tasty part. I really prefer eating eggs with some toast and bacon though, because bacon and toast add so much more flavor to the bland eggs.

Eggs are pretty much only good for chucking at fags in Hummers or Corvettes.

[Hammi]

Ever wondered about why eggs stink like fart?

[MRat]

Ever wondered about why eggs stink like fart?

sulfur. DECOMPOSED EGGS HAVE PHOSPHORUS WHICH TURNS INTO SULFUR


^made this up.

[sQueef]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT  IS HOLY

MY ANUS IS BLEEEDDIINNNGG

[psi43]

bacon

I was just scrolling down and for a second there, I thought you wanted to try your luck at random humor, lmao.