88th Annual Mediocrity Awards

Bamyasi · February 28, 2016 07:45 AM

Tune in tomorrow to find out.

SrsSam77 · February 28, 2016 08:26 AM

while fury load was genius there's no way in hell the academy would allow plebian/populist drivel featuring mostly white people to win any award.

UNLESS they can play the feminist angle in which case it will clear house

rtil · February 28, 2016 10:12 AM

look forward to scoffing at a list of results the day after

Bamyasi · February 28, 2016 03:58 PM

I'm already scoffing pretty hard.

zwimmy · February 28, 2016 07:01 PM

WHITE PEOPLE

Gladius · February 28, 2016 10:17 PM

when u need ur own oscars its jigaboo time its jigaboo time

soup · February 28, 2016 10:28 PM

didgeridoobie

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 01:17 AM

15 minutes to zero hour.

Is anyone else drunk for this.

Because I am.

rtil · February 29, 2016 01:36 AM

i would be if i was in your shoes

keep us updated on all the circlejerking shenanigans

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 02:06 AM

Chris Rocks is making cringey race jokes which makes the presentation actually somewhat entertaining for once.

I've called 2/2 winners so far without having seen the movies so that's how predictable this idiocy is.

The only thing I'm going to be really mad about is if Hertzfeldt doesn't win.

Miller obviously deserves everything and will get it so I'm not really worried.

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 02:24 AM

Mad Max has won two so far (Costume and Production design).

So that's good.

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 02:27 AM

THREE FOR THREE BITCHES LET'S GO.

BEST MAKEUP WHAT WHAT.

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 02:44 AM

HOLY SHIT FOUR IN A ROW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WITNESSING THIS WHAT A LOVELY DAY.

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 03:14 AM

Well my favorite movie lost why do I bother getting emotionally invested in this.

rtil · February 29, 2016 04:30 AM

at least it's a good day to be mediocre

tfw 6 oscars

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 04:39 AM

FUCK YOU INARRITU.

Bamyasi · February 29, 2016 04:42 AM

Also how did it lose best VFX to Ex Machina what the fuck.

I'm also kind of mad Cinematography went to that hack Lubezki. His movies look crap and The Revenant was like 95% natural light.

At least I got to see my husbando present an award.

His face sums up my entire reaction to this shitshow.

Stu4U · February 29, 2016 05:38 AM

well im glad leo finally got an oscar but on the other hand The Revenant was kinda 'meh' to me.

he should have gotten it for Wolf of Wall Street but thats long gone now.

SrsSam77 · February 29, 2016 05:45 AM

Quote from: zwimmy on February 28, 2016 07:01 PM
WHITE PEOPLE

says THE WHITEST PERSON HERE

jesus fucking christ either be proud of your own ethnicity or go do a reverse michael jackson

BluPhoenix · February 29, 2016 06:56 AM

THAT IS OUR WORD(s) YOU AIN'T GOT NO RIGHT USIN EM BOY