things u are thankful 4

[Bamyasi]

Touch
Relatively good anime

Redundant.

Air
Relatively good anime

Contradictory.

Bamyasi burning in hell for being a seven timing whore

[salutations]

Trump

foh

[Rhopunzel]

cum

Retweet if your #thankfulfor daddy's cummies

Oh no, looks like Baby Gerald made brown dumplings in his nappies again! This is a job for you, a SWM 21-30, stern fatherly mien, gentle touch, uncircumcised. Baby Gerald is sick and the pediatrician hands you a prescription: Diagnosis CUMMYTUMMY. Don't be a deadbeat dad, make this overgrown infant's dream come true. Knowledge of nursery rhymes a definite plus. Must be shaven--there's a reason it's called "hairless as a baby's bottom".

[zwimmy]

soup's 1000th post

[Unless]

Last night I went to my friend's birthday party and partook of the substances and didn't cry or text an ex at all all night.

[Gladius]

Trump

[michaell]

MY NEW FLAT

im moving in next month

[salutations]

Last night I went to my friend's birthday party and partook of the substances and didn't cry or text an ex at all all night.

this truly is an accomplishment since my usual routine is make bad jokes then look at self in mirror for a while and cry my eyes out text everyone i love you then pass out

[Jon]

i forget how to have fun drinking or smoking weed with other people so i just gave up and only do it alone. i wonder if thats bad

[michaell]

[Shida]

I'm a dirty brit who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving but here are things I am thankful for

+ family
+ awesome friends who motivate me to be a better person in so many ways
+ being in a position where I can live independently and still have money to pursue my hobbies
+ being a woman in a first world country there things may not be equal but its definitely better than being a woman in other places
+ awesome coworkers
+ tea
+ chocolate
+ healthcare benefits
+ therapists
+ pentel
+ "nice guys" for the entertainment value

[Unless]

MY NEW FLAT

Cool. Here's hoping it's better than mine.

this truly is an accomplishment since my usual routine is make bad jokes then look at self in mirror for a while and cry my eyes out text everyone i love you then pass out

Yeahhh, that's not too far from my own standard, so I'm relatively content.

i forget how to have fun drinking or smoking weed with other people so i just gave up and only do it alone. i wonder if thats bad

Don't wonder too hard, you might hurt yourself.

I'm a dirty brit who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving but here are things I am thankful for

Oh. I must be completely filthy then, as I only just now drew the connection between this thread and that thing they're doing over in America at the moment.

[michaell]

well they only finished building it 2 weeks ago so it cant be seedy

[Stu4U]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwg-8mKaluE

[dilly]

i am thank for one green bean