ok are we just gonna not talk about the new metroid game or what

Started by slack, June 20, 2015 02:44 AM

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slack

June 20, 2015 02:44 AM
cmon guys i haven't heard anything at ALL

Sef

#1
June 20, 2015 02:52 AM
didn't even know there was one

BluPhoenix

#2
June 20, 2015 02:56 AM
its not a metroid game
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

ProtoChaud

#3
June 20, 2015 03:12 AM
It's Metroid Prime-lite with chibi graphics and a dumbass soccer game. And no Samus. What is there to discuss?

Overall, it seems extremely disappointing, but whatever. Might play it, sure as hell not preordering or buying it new.

slack

#4
June 20, 2015 03:38 AM
i am aware that it's not actually a metroid game but man it has the name!

d-floe

#5
June 20, 2015 03:45 AM
Welcome to garbage central, try our new spinoff Metroid Federal Knockoff

valiums

#6
June 20, 2015 04:29 AM
"If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all."

soup

#7
June 20, 2015 09:15 AM
i thought it looked cute the feds are cuties and you fight metroid aliens set in the metroid universe why is there a petition to cancel this game

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

zwimmy

#8
June 20, 2015 04:02 PM
>make thread about a game
>no information
>no videos
>no images

1/10

d-floe

#9
June 20, 2015 05:05 PM
That was basically the whole E3 presentation.

Stu4U

#10
June 20, 2015 06:39 PM
but what about those wacky puppets????///???/?///////// :^))))))))))))))))))

d-floe

#11
June 20, 2015 08:13 PM
LOL SO RANDOM XDD

soup

#12
June 20, 2015 08:20 PM
wacky tobacky

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

BluPhoenix

#13
June 20, 2015 08:31 PM
give more more nintendo muppets next e3

and better games

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

rtil

#14
June 21, 2015 12:09 AM
nintendrones downvoted the youtube trailer with great fury but they'll buy the game and amiibos anyway

Bamyasi

#15
June 21, 2015 08:34 AM
Or what.
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