Pizza crust

Started by slack, March 12, 2015 04:03 AM

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slack

There are two kinds of people in this world..

Stu4U

who doesn't eat pizza crust honestly

its food

why would you not eat food

slack

i hate hate hate when people waste food

i always finish all the leftover food

BluPhoenix

i usually go for hungry howies, and get some garlic herb crust on it

a real kicker once you've gotten to the end of the slice
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

rtil

i love pizza crust, if someone else doesn't eat theirs and they're a clean and beautiful person i will eat theirs, too

valiums

If there's cheese in it, I eat it.
Otherwise, it goes. Straight. Into. The. Trash.

valiums

also shoutout to thin crust pizzas, god bless
the only pizza that's all business(TM)

rtil

Quote from: valiums on March 12, 2015 06:53 AM
If there's cheese in it, I eat it.
Otherwise, it goes. Straight. Into. The. Trash.



Quote from: valiums on March 12, 2015 06:55 AM
also shoutout to thin crust pizzas, god bless
the only pizza that's all business(TM)
this i can agree with

Necronomitr0n

#3: give it to your dog
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

soup

eat the crust, throw away the rest

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

zwimmy


BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

slack

Quote from: soup on March 12, 2015 09:38 AM
eat the crust, throw away the rest

sometimes my girlfriend will have me eat up to the crust and then she'll take the crust away and eat it

bd648

Quote from: slack on March 12, 2015 09:24 PM
Quote from: soup on March 12, 2015 09:38 AM
eat the crust, throw away the rest

sometimes my girlfriend will have me eat up to the crust and then she'll take the crust away and eat it

what a cute couple (i think thats how cute couples work)
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐ Cheers!

redmongoose

fuck the crust gimme the box
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Gerkinman

There is nothing worst than dry overcooked crust, but when a Pizza has a good crust, damn son, dats some good crust, shove dat shit right down my mouth hole.

ExBerian

Quote from: redmongoose on March 14, 2015 09:36 AM
fuck the crust gimme the box
Is there a difference between the two?


dilly

it depends on the pizza

like if i don't have the garlic sauce with my papa john's pizza, i might as well chew on toilet roll

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

slack

i have never not eaten the crust

i have also never not finished a pizza after i started

zwimmy

Quote from: bd648 on March 13, 2015 02:11 AM
Quote from: slack on March 12, 2015 09:24 PM
Quote from: soup on March 12, 2015 09:38 AM
eat the crust, throw away the rest

sometimes my girlfriend will have me eat up to the crust and then she'll take the crust away and eat it

what a cute couple (i think thats how cute couples work)
i can show you how cute couples work :3