do u get in trouble alot in skool

psi43 · January 5, 2008 08:33 PM

I know this topic is old but still interesting. I got in trouble 2-3 times. One time was for leaving the class to go to the cafeteria to buy something to eat. My teacher came back into the class when I was away (he said he wouldn't come back!!) and me, together with 2 friends were caught. We had to do some work after school, really gay.

Sinitron · January 5, 2008 08:41 PM

But well-deserved.

psi43 · January 5, 2008 08:43 PM

Well but I had my la flute and it was great.

Crabarms · January 5, 2008 09:54 PM

I missed 11 days of school
when I can only miss 10 days of school
which means Saturday I have Saturday school
im a real bad ass.
Then I might have to appeal 2 hours.
or just get no credit for 2 class's
yeah thats about it.

zomfgbie · January 5, 2008 10:03 PM

i didnt really go towards the end. left when i was 16, just turned up to the exams at the end. i was in a band back then so we'd just go to registration, then jump over the bikesheds and go home to rehearse.

Sinitron · January 5, 2008 10:29 PM

i didnt study at all during my last year of school yet i still managed to pass with decent grades

Crabarms · January 5, 2008 10:33 PM

I dont have to bad of grades but those damn projects get me.

Daagah · January 6, 2008 01:59 AM

not at the school im going to now. but at elementary/kids/whatever school i got sent to the headmaster a couple of times because of some retard kids who got pissed off real easily and threw chairs at people who came to close. i got sent after getting a chair in my head, and i was told to keep a fair distance from those idiots. like, if they were on the football pitch then i couldnt be there at the same time etc.

Crabarms · January 6, 2008 02:04 AM

WOW, thats a poor excuse for disciplinary action.
Alright stay away from kids throwing chairs dont bother them
There very productive and well modeled students...

adamant · January 6, 2008 02:22 AM

in freshman year i used to grab girls asses
i only 5 demerits though

and when i was a wee middle schooler i made idle death threats and got 15 demerits

yep up until somewhere near the end of 10th grade i was a complete faggot

now i'm only a partial faggot :>

MRat · January 6, 2008 02:44 AM

Yay, I was going to start a thread like this. Alot of artists have been troublemakers, and alot of the ones I know are trouble makers. We have too many feelings, I bet thats it. We're just so sensitive, us artists. ANYWAY!

I got into alot of fights, but I'm a brilliantly smooth talker and managed to never get in much trouble. Plus I was a straight A student in Elementary School. But I was a total nerd, and still am, and I was alot shorter than everyone else. I was ever pretty built for a kid, and I took Kung-Fu for 7 years (black belt now), so guys would be like, "Hey, NERD!" and harass me, and then I'd kick their asses, and get sent to the Principal. Then I'd present a grand speech, and I'd be off the hook.

In High School, I got heavy into theatre and art and animation and writing, and said to myself, "Well fuck academia, this shit's way better!" and began to get really, REALLY lazy. I'd skip class to hang out in the drama room alot. I'd neglect to hand in alot of school work. That sort of thing, but I stopped getting into fights. My school was pretty open and easy about not being in class and stuff, you were allowed to roam all you wanted if your makrs were good, and despite my lazyness I was still in the top 5 students at the school, so they left me to myself. I did however get in LOADS of trouble at home, because the school sent mid-term reports home, and they had all the assignments so far on them, and mine would be covered in Incomplete stamps. But I just went on through all the same. I did get harassed alot by the teachers because I was a bit of a practical joker, and I argued with the administration daily about some really stupid rules they had, but I never got into trouble much in high school...

... Except once, and I got suspended for this for 2 weeks, though I managed to beat it through a massive essay and a very lawyerly use of a bunch of loopholes, plus getting the Guidance Counselor on my side.

The Story:

In the bathroom, there was a condom dispenser on the wall. It always fascinated me, that they'd have that here, almost encouraging me to bring a girl in there and sex her up real good. It was a running joke amonst myself and friends that the only one who ever put money in it was the Principal himself. I always said he was a pedophile and liked little girls.

One day I left class, without asking (OH NO!) to use the bathroom, because I'd been drinking litre (read gallon if you will) after litre of Iced Tea and it was time I emptied my bladder. As I walked to the bathroom, I passed the girl's toilets, and the door had an 'Out of Order' sign on it and water was leaking from the crack under it. This was pretty common place at the school. We had alot of bathroom hooligans. I snickered and pressed on.

I get to the guys toilets and go in. Note that we had 7 urinals and one stall. No one EVER used the stall. It was a death wish. However, the stall door was closed and noises were coming from it. Sort of airy breathed grunty/moany noises. Hilarious stuff. I figure some douchebag is in there jacking off right. So I laugh and piss. I shake off the drops, and flush and go to the sink and as I'm washing my hands, I see the condom machine, and a brilliant idea begins to formulate.

Condom purchased, I move to the door. Locking this door is about as useful as telling a poor black man you don't have any change, and so I kick the door open and I hurl in a condom which I have filled up into a water balloon straight forward, towards what I assumed was the kid jerking it on the toilet. The condom hits the wall and explodes and there is no one there, and I'm baffled. I realize the stall had been silent for some time, and think, "Did the guy leave while I was pissing, and I missed it?" Anyway I shrug and turn around to leave, but notice my pants are soaked from the splashback.

I'm naked from the waist down and drying my pants and boxers off under the hand jet thing and I here really light footfalls and then a then a breathy gasp and spin round, and there is a chick behind me and everything makes sense now. The CHICK was wanking in the stall, but she wasn't on the toilet at all. It's one of those handicapped stalls that are extra wide and she was lying down on the floor doing it, so of course I missed her.

As I think this, I'm picturing her naked in my head, and she's not that bad looking, and I start to swell in the penis, and we're both still frozen there. No one is saying anything, and I have this boner now and she is there and she lifts up the wet shiny condom and suddenly the door fucking bursts open and this 9th grader runs in and he practically shrieks and everyone outside turns and looks in, class if over my this time it seems, and they all have this image. A senior with a boner and a junior maybe a foot away looking like she has gotten off holding up a ravaged and wet condom.

This bought me a trip to the office.

The End.

It's a classic story though. I love it, and am even proud of it, I think.

anigen · January 6, 2008 03:13 AM

some kid needed to borrow my agenda so i let him borrow it

then i got up and took it back from him and said "ok" and then walked back to my seat and my bitch teacher gave me a detention for talking

fat bitch

MRat · January 6, 2008 05:37 AM

I think the no talking rule is rather dumb. Talking makes you smarter. The science is on our side. Indisputable evidence proves talking makes you smarter. Smarter.

billy · January 6, 2008 06:21 AM

I jerked off during class once in 11th grade but no one noticed

anigen · January 6, 2008 06:26 AM

Quote from: Billy MonksI jerked off during class once in 11th grade but no one noticed

thats a pretty tough thing to do

adamant · January 6, 2008 06:44 AM

Quote from: MrShowWUAin first grade my music class listened to a song about a dog that dies, and i began to roll on the ground and act like i was dying

i actually yelled out "IM CHOKING ON MY OWN BLOOD"

ahaha

billy · January 6, 2008 08:59 AM

Quote from: anigen teh
Quote from: Billy MonksI jerked off during class once in 11th grade but no one noticed

thats a pretty tough thing to do

it's not that tough, i just sat in the back and the girl sitting next to me was asleep, so i unzipped my pants and just rubbed my index finger up and down on my tighty whities inside my pants under the desk and after like a year of trig i jizzed in my undies and asked to go to the bathroom

zomfgbie · January 6, 2008 04:54 PM

Quote from: MRatIn High School, I got heavy into theatre and art and animation and writing, and said to myself, "Well fuck academia, this shit's way better!" and began to get really, REALLY lazy. I'd skip class to hang out in the drama room alot. I'd neglect to hand in alot of school work. That sort of thing

same thing happened to me. around my 2nd/3rd year in high school i started doodling alot, and it was the same time that i first used a copy of flash in a design class. my workbooks were just sketchpads, id literally spend whole math lessons just drawing. my grades went down alot. also i dropped around 3 stone before my last 2 years, joined a band, made new friends, girls suddenly became the biggest thing in my mind 24/7, i just got too distracted. i just hated structured education, i felt so confined and pressured.

thats another reason i joined the army. i had the grades to go to college when i left at 16 but with the army its alot more free. im picking up a few degrees over the next couple of years, i learnt to drive for free, got in great shape. college was just never an option as soon as school started becoming such an ass.

MRat · January 6, 2008 06:32 PM

The military, where you HAVE TO GET UP, HAVE TO RUN, is more free than school. That's your evidence right there that the format in wich the educational ride is built needs to be revised. I'm a military brat, and have been yanled through the air force, army, and navy across my 18 years, and it's true. It's highly structured with an assload of rules, but it still offers more freedom than any school does, and they completely support you. It's a good deal to join the military if your willing to do those jobs.

billy · January 6, 2008 06:35 PM

Quote from: MRatThe military, where you HAVE TO GET UP, HAVE TO RUN, is more free than school. That's your evidence right there that the format in wich the educational ride is built needs to be revised. I'm a military brat, and have been yanled through the air force, army, and navy across my 18 years, and it's true. It's highly structured with an assload of rules, but it still offers more freedom than any school does, and they completely support you. It's a good deal to join the military if your willing to do those jobs.

I heard it raises your risk of getting shot in the face