thread of banana

Started by Bamyasi, March 25, 2014 08:57 PM

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Bamyasi

In this thread, post stuff that is just plain bananas.

bd648

Bananas
Amount Per 1 medium (7" to 7-7/8" long) (118 g)
Calories 105
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0.4 g   0%
Saturated fat 0.1 g   0%
Polyunsaturated fat 0.1 g   
Monounsaturated fat 0 g   
Cholesterol 0 mg   0%
Sodium 1 mg   0%
Potassium 422 mg   12%
Total Carbohydrate 27 g   9%
Dietary fiber 3.1 g   12%
Sugar 14 g   
Protein 1.3 g   2%
Vitamin A   1%   Vitamin C   17%
Calcium   0%   Iron   1%
Vitamin D   0%   Vitamin B-6   20%
Vitamin B-12   0%   Magnesium   8%
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐┌|°з°|┘└|°ε°|┐ Cheers!

rtil

i was talking about making a banana sticker forum award last night

coincidence?

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

zwimmy

that's it

thread's over already

well done

Bamyasi

systech and zwimmy you are positively bananas.

Quote from: rtil on March 25, 2014 10:51 PM
i was talking about making a banana sticker forum award last night

coincidence?
More than coincidence, bananas.

redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

Bamyasi

Sheepy and redmongoose you guys are just bananas.

valiums



Quote from: Bamyasi on March 25, 2014 08:57 PM

In this thread, post stuff that is just plain bananas.

BluPhoenix

do you have kirby fever?
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Bamyasi

Come mister Blue anime man, tally me bananas.

Also Lovey wins the thread. Here's her prize, a new avatar.

valiums


rtil

i am very tempted to make a banana award now

it would be our super funny inside joke

Gilthwixt


Bamyasi

What would the award be for? I think you should give it to Lovey just out of recognition.

Gilthwixt that .gif is bananas (I didn't want to post this but it's obligatory).


zwimmy

So who here has ever preformed fellatio on a banana?

Bamyasi

Isn't that the only way to properly enjoy a banana?

Gilthwixt

I've never performed any sex acts on a banana, but my college roommate confessed to heating up a banana peel and masturbating with it. He learned several things:

1. Banana peels catch on fire when microwaved directly, so use a bowl of water
2. You can't be rough with the banana peel unless you duct tape it together
3. Your dick will smell like jizzy banana for weeks

What kind of pleb fucks a banana anyway. The banana is supposed to fuck you.


cipher


Bamyasi

Quote from: Gilthwixt on March 27, 2014 07:16 AM
my college roommate confessed to heating up a banana peel and masturbating with it.
I guess there really is more than one way to enjoy a banana (I think someone said something similar on /a/ the other day, was that you?).

Also I was going to ask my name to be changed to Banana but I realized that would be taking the joke too far. I just wanted you guys to know how dedicated I am to this enterprise.