Shit on your newsfeed

[crackers]

OH WOW ANOTHER SHITTY WOC THREAD!!!

This is for all the stonkers you find on your news feed on facebook, most of these belong in the thread of good/bad but i don't want to clutter it because i am a good woc

i'll get the ball rolling:

[Necronomitr0n]

i have one friend who constantly post stuff like, a quote from a 18th century philosopher, or a post trying to promote in-depth discussion about some random topic

and then IMMEDIATELY after posts some shit like a funny advice animals/willy wonka maymay

basiaclly just trying to look/act smart, but failing miserably, which pisses me off to no end

[rtil]

everyone who posts shit on my facebook i remove from my news feed, so it is pure

[crackers]

Fucking hell Kev! You and your pals have a top laugh but at what cost!? Apply pressure to it mate and the paramedics will be here soon! Don't do this to us Kev!! Stay away from the light!!

[crackers]

Was that an earthquake I just felt? No! It was just Jose being a fucking tank! I'm not really sure what "wall pushups" are ever going to do... but this crumbling wall doesn't lie! I always wondered who Miley Cyrus has been singing about!!

[Flash]

same as rtil. why put up with random people's shit on your facebook? :o)

...although there is this one stupid kid from college who constantly posts stupid extreme-right-wing "I hate the poor!!"-level stuff who I can't block. he regularly acts as director of production for college films and if I wanna participate in them I need to have the guy's contact.

[crackers]

same as rtil. why put up with random people's shit on your facebook? :o)

...although there is this one stupid kid from college who constantly posts stupid extreme-right-wing "I hate the poor!!"-level stuff who I can't block. he regularly acts as director of production for college films and if I wanna participate in them I need to have the guy's contact.

Quite honestly? Because I speak to these people in school most days, and there's some family names that have graced prison ground far too many times for me to 'get cheeky' or 'get wide' with them haha

And 70% of the time they're alright! I hardly have any right-wing people on my facebook, well there was one guy but he got battered for saying there were 'too many junkies in toon man, stealing money from the government' (that's as right wing as it gets in this part of Scotland)

[cipher]

don't use facebook.

problem solved.


and then some.

[Bamyasi]

Having a facebook account.

[crackers]

The Jackson 5 used to be The Jackson 6... until they got rid of one member for being creepily detrimental to the groups reputation... and for being a total shaft.

[crackers]

Caught us all off guard with that one Karim you fucking joker!!


Fucking hell don't let Ruth get your phone in PE! What a fucking nutter!

[rtil]

they're so wacky and spontaneous, you can tell from the overuse of emoji

[BluPhoenix]

wow ! how random !

[crackers]

what the actual fuck hahahahaha


Another perk of dating Omari is at least he won't cheat on you... because who else is going to want to date such a massive faggot?


Typical Bradford scum

[zwimmy]

nice thread of bad material, you daisy juggling frog humpers

[Bamyasi]

[crackers]

Bamyasi, that's pretty good. I like that

Anyways;


Mental bastards, signs are there to keep you safe. Thank fuck it didn't say no bombing here!


Any takers? I thought not.


Hahahaah, fucking classic Kit-Kat/Twirl chocolate based banter, CAN. NOT. BEAT. IT.

[crackers]

Judging by those porky arms the mince isn't the only thing you touched fatty!

[soup]

our banter tho x

[crackers]

It's alright, really, you can bow down to me, master of witty comments. No need to feel ashamed at my STONKING 10 likes on a COMMENT, but it's ok, I'll forgive you for being a little embarrassed by my presence