22K posts celebration thread

[rtil]

ah, hello! thank you for coming to this grand occasion. and now, a toast, to me





here's to another 22,000 posts of my rule over all of this great empire that i have built. ha! from up here, you all look like ants. i hope you are admiring my grand fleet. the number of ships at my command even exceeds my multitude of posts! spectacular, isn't it?





while i thank you for stopping by, i must now ask you to leave. i have planets to conquer and have little time for your trivial plebeian concerns. complimentary gift baskets with rtil fun money (redeemable at all rtil hentai emporiums) can be located to the left of the blood altar at the 3rd exit.

[Bamyasi]

[Foxeh]

Congratulations Rtil!

[zwimmy]

Congratulations on your 22,000 post rule and may you rule for many thousands more.
Being a part of this mighty empire is a privilege and an honor.
You have shown us the light and provided the people an abundance of lels and faps.
Glory to you, our Dear Leader.

[crackers]

the great emerald battleships allow me to feel

[Necronomitr0n]

gg no re

[rtil]

congratulations. you've helped me wake up my neighbors.

i'm sure they admire your patriotism

[bd648]

There seems to be something different about this thread but i can't tell what...

[houzatosis]

my lack of depth perception inhibits me from enjoying this.

[cipher]

[Evelynn]

Congratulations fearless leader~

[Binary_2]

But seriously:
[spoiler]


From the frontier with love,
                          blessed be our glorious rtil-hime.

ZAR BELK
[/spoiler]

[Bamyasi]

lels and faps.

[redmongoose]

[rtil]

i'd like to meet the pilot of this terron ship before i obliterate it

[Greenkitten]

Generally admins have the ability to change their post counts, would have been a lot easier.

[slack]

really diggin' the thread, both the music and the space thingies floating around, A++

[rtil]

Generally admins have the ability to change their post counts, would have been a lot easier.

i'm the real deal my posts are 100% verified legit

[slack]

perhaps TOO legit...

something must be done about rtil's post count