Bully club

[Bamyasi]

Please relocate all bullying to this thread (unless said bullying is directed towards Weapon of Choice, whom only I may abuse (got that, cuddlefucks?)).
[spoiler=Please read (if you know how, you dumb baby)]Rules of Bully Club

• Every bully must abide by the rules.
• If you don't follow the rules, I'm gonna beat you up and take your Digimon cards, fucker.
• Any bullying that occurs in Bully club must remain here. Outside Bully club you have to make nice.
• You tell on me, I tell on you. Then I'll tell everyone about your big crush on me, you sissy.
• Softies, dumb nerds*, stupid babies, big perverts, little kids, cute fatties** and non-tomboys are strictly prohibited.
• If you haven't seen at least one R-rated movie, X-rated movie, or movie with boobies in it, you can't join.
• No shounen/shoujo/ecchi manga or anime. We only read/watch real stuff like Devilman, Wicked City, Kite, Elfen Lied and La Blue Girl.
• Seasonal dress code: 1 band-aid, skinned knees, jeans displaying said knees, shirt exposing midriff, hoodie exposing middriff, temporary tattoo, light-up shoes, fingerless gloves, propeller cap.
• All lunch money must be deposited to the communal jar at the start of every meeting. These funds will be redistributed amongst the upperclassmen to fund field trips, movie night, and other swanky services.
• Golden Rule: Absolutely no: hugs, kisses, cuddling, snuggling, nuzzling, tickles, fondling, poking, prodding, groping or any other perverted girly stuff. Breaking this rule with result in a swift and painful death for both parties (I won't even count to ten, not even if it's your mother). We have zero tolerance for cooties, especially with the recent possibility of school-wide epidemic.

* = zwimmy
** = rtil[/spoiler]

[SHADOWFOX2]

Jokes on you I'm strictly a Poke man

[crackers]

Elfen Lied was utter pish

[Bamyasi]

Did the naked ladies make you feel anxious? Did it give you funny dreams? Maybe you should go hug your mother and watch Pokeman with Shadowfox because I'm not sure you're ready to play with the big kids.

[crackers]

the only thing it made me feel was utterly disappointed, that they had to turn the protagonist into a pokemon via 'amnesia' or some shit, to make her actually appealing to the audience

I assume that's what she was, with the whole repeating the name thing "NYUUU NYUUUUU NYU"

other than that i remember nothing about it, maybe because there was nothing memorable about it

[zwimmy]

[rtil]

did you exclude me from your club because you're mad i kicked you out of my cosplay group? it's not my fault you can't fill in that dress, you know.

[Necronomitr0n]

no rule against meepling

/me meeples everyone in this thread

[Bamyasi]

Umm cyberbulling is a serious problem and I'd appreciate if you didn't joke about it zwimmy you insensitive jerk. This club is only concerned with the real thing okay.

did you exclude me from your club because you're mad i kicked you out of my cosplay group? it's not my fault you can't fill in that dress, you know.

I think this club would be more suited to your needs, rtil. It's practically tailored for you (much unlike that Ryuko costume you've been strutting about in).

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KICK #thefatalleys rtil beat the meat

Also next member whose post does not contain teasing, name calling, threats of physical violence, or innuendo will be banned from Bully club (by means of swift kick in the rear) on my discretion thanks.