mosquitor

[rtil]

Dear Dad, I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing so that I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn't even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think, "Get away, mosquito." From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I've designed the eyeballs. I might be saying, "Dad it's me, Dad it's me," but you wouldn't be able to understand my language because of its buzzing. I am also into plastics now and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through; kind of like my mosquito nose, but used for different reasons. Hope you're doing well at camp. See you soon.

[Sinitron]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[Gladius]

FUCK YOU DAD I'M FREE TO LIVE AS A MOSQUITO NOW YOU BIGOT

[retrosmash]

i wrote this

[put]

Ur dad must be proud

[put]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EqMxEBFfIHI#!

[dinky-dau]

it took me a minute to remember where i heard this from