stupid/hilarious aspirations from your past

lenko · February 10, 2012 09:22 AM

when i was a kid, i always wanted to make mario kart 64 the movie. i cant remember much of the 'plot', but i think it involved wario and bowser inventing the best kart ever and using it to cheat. or something. i'm pretty sure donkey kong died at one point, and was replaced by diddy kong

i also wanted to make this horrible crossover videogame between zelda and soul reaver where shiek turned out to be a vampire

iinnkk · February 10, 2012 10:01 AM

I wanted to make a pokemon amusement park
now on the internet years later i find out that there was one in japan and in taiwan, but both only lasted for a few months :'(

Crabarms · February 10, 2012 10:08 AM

I wanted to invent things when I was a kid and here's some of the stupid shit I thought of.

Clothes with fans inside them to keep people cooler. I imagined the fans would be spheres because I thought it would be smart to have them spherical and they would be tiny.

I watched quite a bit of south park growing up and the okama gamesphere made me question if discs should be replaced by something else and I figured a spherical disc could be read much faster then average disc and that it could store more information. I knew shit about computers and no knowledge of flashdrives and never thought of consoles as computers.

emanhattan · February 10, 2012 10:46 AM

where. do i. begin.

when i was 4 i wanted to be voltron and have my own mech

when i was 6 at one point i thought "I want to make videos about sonic characters singing romantic songs"

at 8 i literally created my own religion at school where we all praised a traced drawing of gengar that i made and i thought that would be my lifetime achievent

when i was 12 my main goal in life was create a powerful yu gi oh deck that would make all of them bitches stay put

emanhattan · February 10, 2012 11:09 AM

i also wanted to have a self-obsessed birthday party where everyone gets to destroy a pinata remniscent of someone who i dont like (there were a lot of candidates) then i would invite the kid to the party, and NOT give them cake, or the chance to destroy the pinata based on him. Slowly driving people into hating someone else by association/mental bullshit

i have issues

sev · February 10, 2012 11:29 AM

Quote from: vegeta on February 10, 2012 09:22 AM
when i was a kid, i always wanted to make mario kart 64 the movie. i cant remember much of the 'plot', but i think it involved wario and bowser inventing the best kart ever and using it to cheat. or something. i'm pretty sure donkey kong died at one point, and was replaced by diddy kong

i also wanted to make this horrible crossover videogame between zelda and soul reaver where shiek turned out to be a vampire

when i was a kid, my childhood ambition was to make as many good tba threads as jake oh no wait that was you B-B-B-B-BUUURN CHUMP

fun fact: the name "anigen" was originally made for my 12 year old bedroom studio of a few "animetors". since then i still only talk to one of the guys from that

Quote from: emanhattan on February 10, 2012 10:46 AM
when i was 12 my main goal in life was create a powerful yu gi oh deck that would make all of them bitches stay put

also i did that ^^^^^^^

lenko · February 10, 2012 02:33 PM

Quote from: sev on February 10, 2012 11:29 AM

when i was a kid, my childhood ambition was to make as many good tba threads as jake oh no wait that was you B-B-B-B-BUUURN CHUMP

Quote from: sev on February 10, 2012 11:29 AM

jake
good tba threads

hey jake, something about your sentence didn't make much sense, here i highlighted it just for you!

naturally · February 10, 2012 03:33 PM

i wanted to make my own video game for years and i designed like 30 of them. the first couple ones were usually all ripoffs of something, like zelda. it was a pretty fun hobby though and they were fun to draw out.

funzop · February 10, 2012 04:29 PM

Quote from: vegeta on February 10, 2012 02:33 PM
Quote from: sev on February 10, 2012 11:29 AM

when i was a kid, my childhood ambition was to make as many good tba threads as jake oh no wait that was you B-B-B-B-BUUURN CHUMP

Quote from: sev on February 10, 2012 11:29 AM

jake
good tba threads

hey jake, something about your sentence didn't make much sense, here i highlighted it just for you!

holy SHIT pwn

funzop · February 10, 2012 04:40 PM

also i wanted to be a comics artist and make a pokemon inspired comic atrocity

hattie · February 10, 2012 05:48 PM

i went through a phase when I was 9 where I wanted to make a cartoon about a dog wearing manpris who befriends some sexy anime fish

put · February 10, 2012 07:33 PM

Becoming the president of the world
I'm not even kidding, I wrote some essays and shit about how i would fix the world, some of the things I wrote were fucking hilarious

and I changed interests so fast that I never became obsessed with anything

rtil · February 10, 2012 08:13 PM

for a brief period in 6th grade i wanted to be a hacker

that's all i can think of. i wasn't very bold as a kid

lenko · February 10, 2012 08:27 PM

iinnkk's post reminded me, i wanted to own a theme park as well, but it was basically one giant arcade

BluPhoenix · February 10, 2012 08:30 PM

Quote from: vegeta on February 10, 2012 08:27 PM
iinnkk's post reminded me, i wanted to own a theme park as well, but it was basically one giant arcade

still an aspiration, actually

sev · February 10, 2012 08:50 PM

Quote from: vegeta on February 10, 2012 02:33 PM

hey jake, something about your sentence didn't make much sense, here i highlighted it just for you!

I was going to link a response to a video of Craig Marduk from Tekken 4 timestamped to the part where he goes "I'll break your FACE", but for some reason when I use a timestamp, it causes the post to not show up at all. So instead, I'm just going to link the video, and the satisfaction of forcing you to paste it all into your browser and remove the spaces. And you will do this, because your curiosity will not allow you to resist.

http:// www. youtube. com/ watch? v=ThtwZr6CBm0 &feature=player_detailpage# t=88s

Where are your crisps now, England man?!

zhicago · February 10, 2012 08:52 PM

When I was in middle school I actually convinced my best friend that there were aliens inside of most people and animals. This went on for 2 years. She ended up running away to the mountains in order to fall in love with a tree. Her mother told me not to see her anymore and when I finally spoke to her again 7 years later she still believed in everything. there is a lot more to this story like her putting a rock in her vagina to draw in the aliens but I will save that for a nother time

BluPhoenix · February 10, 2012 09:00 PM

Quote from: zhicago on February 10, 2012 08:52 PM
When I was in middle school I actually convinced my best friend that there were aliens inside of most people and animals. This went on for 2 years. She ended up running away to the mountains in order to fall in love with a tree. Her mother told me not to see her anymore and when I finally spoke to her again 7 years later she still believed in everything. there is a lot more to this story like her putting a rock in her vagina to draw in the aliens but I will save that for a nother time

the reverse chastity boulder is born

Sef · February 10, 2012 09:34 PM

be the singer of a metal band

trent bortknob · February 11, 2012 05:34 PM

Quote from: Sheepy on February 10, 2012 10:10 PM
Quote from: zhicago on February 10, 2012 08:52 PM
When I was in middle school I actually convinced my best friend that there were aliens inside of most people and animals. This went on for 2 years. She ended up running away to the mountains in order to fall in love with a tree. Her mother told me not to see her anymore and when I finally spoke to her again 7 years later she still believed in everything. there is a lot more to this story like her putting a rock in her vagina to draw in the aliens but I will save that for a nother time

Ouch.

yeah that is seriously fucked up zhicago