Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

[TogetherAlone]

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

[Crabarms]

Yes.
Tell us more.

[BluPhoenix]

HOLY SHIT SKATE.EA IS WORKING AGAIN

[TogetherAlone]

Ask and thou shall receive.

A ship carrying red paint crashed into a ship carrying blue paint.
The crew were said to have been marooned.

[BluPhoenix]

Ask and thou shall receive.

A ship carrying red paint crashed into a ship carrying blue paint.
The crew were said to have been marooned.

LEMON GRAB UNACCEPTABLE

[TogetherAlone]

Fun fact: a snake cannot hold his liquor.

[logen]

Fun fact: banned

[TogetherAlone]

Fun fact: banned

Fun fact: antisocial nerd with no sense of humour.

Woops, did I hit a nerve?

[rtil]

i'm enjoying these puns

continue

[TogetherAlone]

There once was a math matician who loved to sun-bathe and be gentlemanly, he was a real tan gent.

[ThatDancingCactus]

We do pair-a-bowla now?

[BluPhoenix]

There once was a math matician who loved to sun-bathe and be gentlemanly, he was a real tan gent.

okay that one was pretty good

proceed

[TogetherAlone]

Investing in prospecting as a career rarely pans out.

I'm here all night folks!

[ThatDancingCactus]

I was thinking of apples, but I'll wait to see what apples have to say about it.

[logen]

Fun fact: banned

Fun fact: antisocial nerd with no sense of humour.

Woops, did I hit a nerve?

what nerve?

you didnt get the joke?

why

why

dont' love me

love me love me

say that you love me

[naturally]

alrik is this you

[Ashington]

golly

[Sinitron]

gay

[trent bortknob]

I was thinking of apples, but I'll wait to see what apples have to say about it.

napples napples napples napples napples napples