I shot a 1-1/2 inch staple through my thumb

Started by Necronomitr0n, September 4, 2011 06:23 PM

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Necronomitr0n

it hurt pretty bad

there are no pics

bodily injuries thread i guess????? idgaf
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

tmk

ouch, I did that once when I was a kid, really kills the magical allure of office supplies

rtil


Sef

I do that all the time

probably cause Im so dumb and never check the positions of my fingers

BluPhoenix

Quote from: lionsefI do that all the time

probably cause Im so dumb and never check the positions of my fingers
it keeps happening
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

BloodyCheery

I told you about my red stapler! I told you dawg!
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<BloodyCheery> oh look it's Isafaggot
<Isabella_> Shut your whore mouth
"Hello?""Are you still there?"
"I see you!"

Necronomitr0n

fyi i'm not talking about one of these


i'm talking about one of THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


shit sux
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

dilly

never fuck with those.

i was always scared to use those during school.

i feel your pain systech. rest well.

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

trent bortknob

Quote from: systechfyi i'm not talking about one of these


i'm talking about one of THESE MOTHERFUCKERS


shit sux
FUCKIN' THING SUCKS

BluPhoenix

just got a whole meat slicer stuck in my index finger

help
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph