the manly decree

[sev]

when i first came here roughly 5 years ago (don't laugh), this site was a very different place. it was a place of strength, justice, and camaraderie. over the last couple of years, it has become overall less productive, and there is a clear increase of people pretending they care about everything and/or trying too hard to make other people on this site look worse than them. however, among you there are still some magical, majestic people who make things and post them. (you know who you are and deserve many wrapped gifts for your magnanimous efforts) so without further ado, i now present the manly decrees, a set of rules that will allow this community to become better than ever before in a few easy steps that you too can use to become a stone cold backalleys baller.

1. thebackalleys will now affectionately be known as themanlyalleys. if any member refuses to eat at least one pound of steak on each active day of posting, they will be banned indefinitely. true men run on protein.

2. from now on, if you hate someone, you TELL THEM YOUR FEELINGS. don't do things like a wuss, be a bro and tell your comrade how you feel. if said human being is as manly as you are, he will respect you for your honesty and boldness and may or may not engage you in a fight to the death. this does not apply to MrScriblam however, who is now themanlyalleys' new officially appointed cartoon villain, under the agreement that he promises to wear a cartoon handlebar mustache whenever sitting in front of the computer.

3. no girls allowed.

4. just kidding, girls are allowed, but they must definitely adhere to the steak eating rule. additionally, every week one girl must volunteer to be a damsel in distress for any schemes our aforementioned villain MrScriblam may or may not have in store for us.

5. all instances of the word "heh" will be fined for $400 per use; this money will go to the rtil presents: international charity program for starving anime catgirls. additionally, any attempts to type like a Sinitron/cr0m ripoff or Star Syndicate member from 2006 despite not having ever been involved in anything of the sort will result in a visit from themanlyalleys' official man van, where our talented agents will be dispatched to break both of your knees with our hand-crafted vocaloid-themed baseball bats and drag you back to the studios, where you will be publicly stoned. inversely, if you wish to watch one of said public stonings, tune into rtil's livestream on any thursday. our engineers concluded thursday was the optimal day of choice for this event, as no one does fucking anything on thursdays. fuck thursdays.

6. if you're looking for drama, chinese whispers or miscellaneous blabbles, get the fuck out of here. men don't gossip, men punch each other in the face until one of them goes unconscious or dies from bleeding. or at the very least, they find better uses for their time than conflict, such as lifting weights, solving sudoku puzzles, or obeying rule #1 and eating pounds of tasty slaughtered animals. think you're not a man just because you're under the age of 18 and/or female? well you're WRONG because manliness can manifest in all shapes and sizes. no matter who you are, you too can be a contributing and well-toned member of themanlyalleys.

7. learn to love and find peace with your fellow members of this site. in a no homo way, of course.


i hope that these new laws will overall make this place more fantastic than ever before. good luck, comrades~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTqIsB98a1E

[W.A.S.I.M.]

decree

[sev]

decrees?

[W.A.S.I.M.]

my bad i didnt know decree was an actual word

[sev]

it is indeed. i didn't know if you felt it should be changed to decrees or kept as decree since there are sort of like 7 rules here

[billy]

i know not how to lead

[W.A.S.I.M.]

i actually thought it was a misspelling of degree (my vocab aint really big in english tbh)

[creamcorn]

*reads topic title*
rule 1. eat meat
rule 2. feelings
*rereads topic title*
*remembers darkeon is still a boy*

[sev]

i know not how to lead

it\\\'s okay, i changed rule 7.

*reads topic title*
rule 1. eat meat
rule 2. feelings
*rereads topic title*
*remembers darkeon is still a boy*

<wwchicken> hey manlygen
<wwchicken> how old are you?
<wwchicken> if you dont mind me asking
<sevv> 17
<wwchicken> that explains everything
<sevv> :s i don\\\'t know how i should feel about that
<wwchicken> http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...st&p=226963

[creamcorn]

it was either 'he doesnt know cuz hes still a boy' or 'he doesnt know cuz hes gay'. i needed confirmation

[sev]

fair enough.

[creamcorn]

<wwchicken> its a joke
<sevv> yeah haha

[CoolDrMoney]

<wwchicken> its a joke
<sevv> yeah haha

Oh that must be why I am laughing now

[sev]

aahaha cooldr

it was fun being on stream with you guys btw would be fun to do again

[creamcorn]

im sorry darkeon, this couldve become something good

[Necronomitr0n]

i hereby decree to uphold the commandments of manliness, until the day my life is taken from me

[rtil]

i was born a boy, but i think i was supposed to be a princess.

these are my manly feelings

[DrRumack]

question: where's the railroad here

[Ashington]

smoke decreed everyday

[sev]

question: where's the railroad here

all you