two onion news columns that are incredibly funny and depressing

[trent bortknob]

just read

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-ma...urce=recentnews

http://www.theonion.com/articles/time-betw...urce=recentnews

[Flash]

most onion articles are both of those things

[cipher]

Has anyone seen their new show at all? I don't have a TV here and haven't had a chance.

It any good? I feel like their online shorts have been on decline since it started.