Caught my neighbor smoking pot

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CoolDrMoney

March 20, 2011 10:32 PM
It was late last night, probably around 9:00pm, and he was standing outside on his back porch smoking a joint, all casually. He's in his 30's and is single and has no kids.

I walked over and said "EXCUSE me sir, but I would prefer that you not smoke illegal substances in the vicinity of my home". He looked all surprised and said "Well, its a decriminalized substance and I am standing on my own private property"

This infuriated me to no end, and I said "Oh yeah? Well lets see what the police have to say about your little 'habit'"

He says "Uh, I really don't think thats necessary. I'm sorry if the smell bothers you, I'll keep that in mind and respect your personal space"

I tell him "You know what? You're right. Lets not get the police involved. We're going to settle this my way. Then I furnished my bare fist, equipped with brass knuckles, and gave him a left hook right in the mouth, knocking the joint from his lips. He fell to the ground like a fucking pussy and I took out my switchblade and held it right to his neck. Then I whispered "You feel me, bro?" and sliced his neck just enough for it to ooze a few drops of blood. I stood up and planted my foot firmly on his chest. He was literally crying like a fucking pussy so I said "I guess drugs don't make you cool after all" and stomped his ribcage.

Needless to say my big problem was solved with a little  "street justice".
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

jjjjjjjjjj

#1
March 20, 2011 10:59 PM
is this real???

did he die??

funzop

#2
March 21, 2011 12:24 AM
jayce the creator

Mew_User

#3
March 21, 2011 12:36 AM
Quote from: nonzopjayce the creator
I thought it was "Ace, the Creator". Oh and that was a nice story, CDM.

Taokaka

#4
March 21, 2011 12:44 AM
bless you

Casey Pixmintro

#5
March 21, 2011 01:44 AM
he sure wont be Smoking Weed Every Day after being shown whats what
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Necronomitr0n

#6
March 21, 2011 01:45 AM
cdm the vigilante
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

funzop

#7
March 21, 2011 02:08 AM
Quote from: New_User
Quote from: nonzopjayce the creator
I thought it was "Ace, the Creator". Oh and that was a nice story, CDM.
yeah but its j-seed the joke here is x
also u show him cdm

Mew_User

#8
March 21, 2011 02:13 AM
Quote from: nonzop
Quote from: New_User
Quote from: nonzopjayce the creator
I thought it was "Ace, the Creator". Oh and that was a nice story, CDM.
yeah but its j-seed the joke here is x
Oh

DrRumack

#9
March 21, 2011 03:44 AM
another monster removed from society

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

tmk

#10
March 21, 2011 04:10 AM
is this your father cdm

http://www.facebook.com/#!/Cool.Doctor1

you both inspire me

Philip K Dick

#11
March 21, 2011 05:17 AM
Rhat Jerk Got What Was Coming!

CoolDrMoney

#12
March 21, 2011 10:25 AM
you feel me, bro?
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

sev

#13
March 21, 2011 05:35 PM
very good thread

CVG

#14
March 22, 2011 01:11 AM
I don't get it.

Mew_User

#15
March 22, 2011 01:39 AM
Quote from: CVGI don't get it.
It's called justice

Necronomitr0n

#16
March 22, 2011 03:47 AM
frontier justice
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Gerkinman

#17
March 22, 2011 09:25 AM
So I walked out on the porch, and could smell weed, and then I realised it was me.

Pants, the terrible

#18
March 22, 2011 06:33 PM
so one time i stood on my neighbor and sliced his throat.

it was a lovely evening


your welcome.

trent bortknob

#19
March 22, 2011 07:22 PM
i say good afternoon
they say good afternoon

it's a lovely afternoon
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