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spite

February 11, 2011 07:45 AM
ice cream for every meal!

Philip K Dick

#1
February 11, 2011 07:48 AM
now that's a sweet deal...but why stop there?

billy

#2
February 11, 2011 08:48 AM
ever since moving out of the house it's been nothing but ice cream for me

never looking back

Greenkitten

#3
February 11, 2011 09:59 AM
Nah I like my mother's goulash and pörkölt

Ice cream is a sometimes food  


Necronomitr0n

#4
February 11, 2011 07:49 PM
no more bedtime
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

#5
February 11, 2011 09:07 PM
did you know that if you kill the president you can become the new president?

trent bortknob

#6
February 12, 2011 07:22 PM
Quote from: Yodadid you know that if you kill the president you can become the new president?
oh shit, really? that is so awesome, dude!

aether

#7
February 12, 2011 08:22 PM
this would mean i would no longer have to be on a wank schedule

its my penis, and i'll wank it now !!

creamcorn

#8
February 12, 2011 10:49 PM
dont wank or youll let the devil into the house young man

MarcK

#9
February 13, 2011 12:18 AM
but who will get me bandaids from the high cabinets?

BloodyCheery

#10
February 13, 2011 02:27 AM
Who will make us cheese sandwiches??
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DrRumack

#11
February 13, 2011 03:01 AM
who will tell us not to sleep in the oven?

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
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trent bortknob

#12
February 13, 2011 03:35 AM
Quote from: DrRumackwho will tell us not to sleep in the oven?
why would you not sleep in the oven

Pants, the terrible

#13
February 13, 2011 07:25 AM
i know you think thats the best deal, but if you act now, i'll give you free ice cream with a chocolate topping if you kill your parents AND your cat!


your welcome.

aether

#14
February 13, 2011 07:47 AM
Quote from: Pants, the terriblei know you think thats the best deal, but if you act now, i'll give you free ice cream with a chocolate topping if you kill your parents AND your cat!

...what flavor ice cream?


Necronomitr0n

#15
February 13, 2011 09:13 AM
chocolate chip cookie dough, of course
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

cristine04

#16
February 13, 2011 11:39 AM
Who will kill the Dragon?
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billy

#17
February 13, 2011 12:33 PM
Quote from: aetherits my penis, and i'll wank it now !!
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