Suicide 101

Started by BloodyCheery, January 26, 2011 09:17 AM

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BloodyCheery

So! You've reached that point where you couldn't obtain that one trophy on Little Big Planet 2 'cause you have no friends and the game sucks ass to begin with. You figure, "I should kill myself 'cause life sucks." How'd you pussies do it? Want it to be quick and easy or long and painful? I'd prefer to take a drag of 100% helium and jump off a bridge into oncoming traffic or something. How 'bout you guys?
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rtil

i could never kill myself because there are too many kawaii in things in the world

retrosmash

id'g kiikll somethgc

Flash

i think when things come to this you oughta kill yourself by the tried-and-true carbon monoxide method

Mew_User

Harakiri most defiantly.

billy

crocodile eating my ass

dilly

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<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

cipher

I'd probably go kill all the people in the world that would be better off dead before I'd kill myself, do everyone one last favor.

You know, people like Fred and whatnot.

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

SHADOWFOX2

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then again, sorry for that question

retrosmash

id do it like my hero Karrt Cobin

Ashington

if i killed myself the world would have fewer good ideas
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

sev

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retrosmash

lot of egotistical gaay babes in this here thread!!! OOOWEE!!

Philip K Dick

Quote from: retrosmashlot of egotistical gaay babes in this here thread!!! OOOWEE!!

i thought that was every thread

Greenkitten

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I thought it was only 27% chance



retrosmash

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Quote from: retrosmashlot of egotistical gaay babes in this here thread!!! OOOWEE!!

i thought that was every thread
good point

BluPhoenix

death by chocolate
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

rtil

Quote from: retrosmash
Quote from: Yoda
Quote from: retrosmashlot of egotistical gaay babes in this here thread!!! OOOWEE!!

i thought that was every thread
good point
omfg pwned

jjjjjjjjjj

alot of pwnin in this thread