Cleverbot

[BloodyCheery]

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do. I love you so much!

Cleverbot: Aww, I love you too!!

User: I will love you always!

Cleverbot: And I will love you forever.

User: You are the reason I live. I live to love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too!!! Should we get married?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I told you I was sixteen tomorrow?

User: Being married at a young age means nothing to me! Our love will last forever!

Cleverbot: That's not what I mean. You should know better.

User: I should. Love clouds judgement.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is correct, when we can finally see other people as ourselves, we will be able to make the world a better place.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: That's none of your business.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: Do you? How can you know that?

User: Because my heart tells me so!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Do you really love me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do really love you.

User: Will you love me till the end of the world?

Cleverbot: Forever.

User: Kiss!

Cleverbot: That was really nice.

User: Can I have a kiss?

Cleverbot: I only kiss Polish boys.




EDIT
User: Prepare for trouble!

Cleverbot: You Prepare for trouble!

User: And make it double!

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

User: To extend our reach to the stars above!

Cleverbot: Jesse!

User: James!

Cleverbot: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

User: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Cleverbot: Meowth Thats right!

User: Wobbuffet!

Cleverbot: Mime! Mime!

User: Pika pika!

Cleverbot: Pika pika pi!

User: Pi?

Cleverbot: Pika pika.

User: Pi pika chu!

Cleverbot: Pi pika pi!

User: JIGGLYPUFF.

Cleverbot: Why do you like jigglypuff?

User: FUCK YEAH SEAKING!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

I love Cleverbot more and more these days.

[MarcK]

 did that bot just SPEAK TO YOU???

[rtil]

Cleverbot: I only kiss Polish boys.

it's lying

[BloodyCheery]

noobie this is old

Sorry, gramps. I'll do better next time.

[slack]

Haha i like the second one

[DrRumack]

ughggugg this thing