How old are you

Started by emanhattan, January 14, 2011 10:20 PM

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SHADOWFOX2

As of today I am 21!
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trent bortknob

yo tengo diecinueve años

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emanhattan

Quote from: trent bortknobyo tengo diecinueve años

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MarcK

21 in a few days i hope yall get me sometin

Mushroomboy5


99


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yeah if you are constantly drinking, once every couple of weeks isn't gonna do major damage.



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Quote from: 99Old enough.

lenko

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Quote from: MagyarI feel sorry for all you Americans who are 18 and can't walk into a shop and buy some booze. Also this question just popped into mind, how old do you have to be to get into nightclubs in America?

If the club has stamps or clip on bands to regulate alcohol sales its 18+. But most night clubs are 21+ and there are some clubs here in San Francisco that are 25+
what is the point of that

25+ i mean what is it that you're able to do when you're 25 and not 21 that's bullshit

theres a jazz bar nearby that is 25+

is that the age where you start enjoying jazz or what
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rtil

you also can't rent a car until you're 25

and you can't order off the senior menu until you're 60

psi43

Quote from: rtilyou also can't rent a car until you're 25

and you can't order off the senior menu until you're 60

we even have "ü50" parties in danceclubs here, which means "über 50" (50+) where only people who are 50 and older can go!

billy

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Quote from: CVG
Quote from: MagyarI feel sorry for all you Americans who are 18 and can't walk into a shop and buy some booze. Also this question just popped into mind, how old do you have to be to get into nightclubs in America?

If the club has stamps or clip on bands to regulate alcohol sales its 18+. But most night clubs are 21+ and there are some clubs here in San Francisco that are 25+
what is the point of that

25+ i mean what is it that you're able to do when you're 25 and not 21 that's bullshit

theres a jazz bar nearby that is 25+

is that the age where you start enjoying jazz or what
they think you're going to be a cock

i would be so pissed if a jazz bar didn't let me get my jazz on for being under 25. in fact i might be inclined to file a lawsuit for kicks.

Greenkitten

Quote from: rtilyou also can't rent a car until you're 25


You can in Australia, they just charge you more for insurance.


Also over 25 clubs and stuff is probably set up so old people can go find other old people to do old people things.



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