peanut gallery: bride of the peanut gallery

[zhicago]

[Mew_User]

People take Justin Bieber pretty seriously.

[Alta Don]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi im male 40 looking for jenn
You: holy shit........
You: Tom?
Stranger: yes
You: OHMYGOD.
Stranger: iv been looking for u
You: It's been too long, Tom, I don't know if we can see each other again.
Stranger: why lets just do what we were doing last time (online sex )
You: Ohh....I didn;t tell you
Stranger: tell me wat?
You: Since we left....I became a lesbian,
You: and I only sleep with women now.
You: Even online.
Stranger: u there-
Stranger: bebe r u seriouse
You: Im serious, baby.
Stranger: dont do this please
You: I've turned a new leaf
You: I reliaze, all the sex I had, all the drugs I took
Stranger: no no no this cant be...
You: was all too mcuh to bear
You: Im a lesbian now, a vegetarian......
Stranger: we can slow down
You: Sober for 3 weeks...
Stranger: please
You: No, Tom.
Stranger: ill do anything
You: I'm starting a new life, leaving my old one behind.
You: You included.
You: You bring too many painful memories
Stranger: no no no !!!! please dont please please dont bebe remember the nights we can have sex and a family with out gettting high and getting drunk just give me another chance
You: Our family.....is over.
You: The sex, is over.
You: We, Tom......are over.
Stranger: no u cant do this to me
You: I'm sorry....
You: Just.....move on with your life.
Stranger: no no no no i cant find a girl like u its impossible
You: Forget about me, straighten yourself up, get some new clothes, and just......live.
You: I'm a new jenn, and you need to be a new tom.
Stranger: u gave me the best sex we have the best memories we even have a kid (ur pregnet) and if u leave me now im getting to keep that child
You: You can't have the child
Stranger: please
You: I had a miscarriage.
Your partner has disconnected.

[DrRumack]

joey i love you

[dilly]

i hope Tom gets back on his feet

[rtil]

You: Since we left....I became a lesbian,
You: and I only sleep with women now.
You: Even online.

[zhicago]

joey is my favorite person in the whole world

[slack]

yeah joey is pretty great

[dilly]

omegle party yeah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: nancy?
You: nancy is that you?
You: it's been so long!
You: i haven't seen you since high school!
You: how are the kids?
You: did you finally get that loan?
You: i know it's been difficult for you and your husband
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hellooo
You: hiii
Stranger: wats up?
You: nothing!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ashington]

<+Ashington> Stranger: sup cutie
<+Ashington> You: my legs
<+Ashington> You: im upside down
<+Ashington> Stranger: good for you
<+Ashington> Stranger: i didnt ask about the positioning of your legs
<+Ashington> You: i know but my nappy kind of itches
<+Ashington> Stranger: my life is completly changed now that i know tha
<+Ashington> Stranger: that*
<+Ashington> Stranger: thanks for sharing faggot
<+Ashington> You: dont dis the huggies bro
<+Ashington> Stranger: oh i would never do that
<+Ashington> You: comfort and poop containment
<+Ashington> Stranger: <3
<+Ashington> Stranger: have fun
<+Ashington> You: all you'd ever need
<+Ashington> Stranger: are you gettin it in the ass right now?
<+Ashington> You: course not that'd ruin my nappy
<+Ashington> You: lemme take it off first
<+Ashington> You: then we can get down to business
<+Ashington> You: ;]
<+Ashington> Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how do you do?
You: i like ghetto booty
You: how about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Female
You: male
You: i win!
You: this is top trumps right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: if i grabbed your boner would you freak or accept it?
Stranger: accept it
Stranger: if you were female
Stranger: are you?
You: that's cool you dont get many gays on here
You: oh ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are u jake
You: ani gen
You: ani gen
You: ani gen is a 14 year old kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heeyy asl?
You: i dunno lol
Stranger: age? Gender? Where you live?
You: i know
You: but i dont know
You: either of these things
You: see i was born in a city state on the verge of a coup
You: i was born with both sex organs
You: and im currently seeking asylum
You: so yeah i cant actually answer that
Stranger: how old are you?
You: "see i was born in a city state on the verge of a coup" no idea it wasn't documented due to coup
You: all i know was that it was late 80's
You: or early 90's
You: so i dont even know if im stil jailbait
You: but hey you can fuck both my sex organs if you like
You: i cant exactly afford to get one of them removed
Stranger: does asylam mean your like a nutcase? sorry for making it sound bad
You: no it means that i have no country of residence and am seeking to live in another country without documentation
You: where i used to live was gone in a coup
Stranger: whats a coup
You: when someone seizes power from the government and takes control themselves
Stranger: thats horrible. so basically you was forced out of your own country?
You: yeah and the worst thing is some fucker stole my lois armstrong record
You: my sole posession
You: whilst on the move
Stranger: awwwhhh  sorryy
You: mahguhluhcheesecake
You: he has a song about cheesecake
You: its wonderful
You: cheesecake gobble gobble cheesecake gobble gobble cheesecake
You: CHEESECAKE
Stranger: so where you living now then?
You: auchwitz
You: it was rebuilt 2005
You: im waiting to seek asylum in germany
Stranger: yeah but are you living in a house or likee in a homee for people like you?
You: no i cant get a house because im seeking asylum
You: im living in a camp
Stranger: what? like an army camp?
You: no a camp for asylum seekers/refugees
You: auchwitz camp in germany is famous for hosting such guests
You: it was decomissioned a while ago but its open again now
You: and more full then ever
You: for people affected by east european coups, its a place of refuge, safety and tolerance
Stranger: ohh right, but im sure right if you was on the move and they stole that record they would of got something more valuble like your laptop / computer and wallet and shit
You: i dont have a computer
Stranger: then how are you on omegle of all sites?
You: that's a good question
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[slack]

haha ash that last one was brilliant

[Crabarms]

haha ash that last one was brilliant

[BloodyCheery]

[Gregly]

omegle logs forever now

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: asl
You: oops!
You: hahaha
Stranger: ssoooooo....
You: you first
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: dustan?
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: ?
You: oh
You: he's a guy friend of mine
Stranger: asl?
You: i thought you might be him
You: hehe
Stranger: asl
You: 20 pa
You: sexy lady
Stranger: horny lady?
You: oops typo
You: sexy ladyman*
Stranger: ?
You: MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BloodyCheery]

Damn, looking at my Chatroulette trollin' screenshots, I think it's about time to put this sucker together for a video collection of Greatest Faces on Chatroulette. Toodles for a few hours!

[slack]

nothing can top pianochatimprov

[Ashington]

[CoolDrMoney]

Posted by TheREALZeldamaster Aug. 9, 2009 @ 6:15 PM EDT

If you are curious on how I rate and review flash animation and other submitted pieces of artwork please read these previous news posts that I submitted awhile back.

*** FOR VOTING -

Really quick I would like to help you understand my method for voting now that I will start incorporating votes with my reviews. There are 6 icons to choose from when voting for a flash. These icons determine protection and blamation (whatever), so after I review a flash and assign a number to it here is how I will vote upon its rating -

5 -- 9 & 10

4 -- 7 & 8

3 -- 5 & 6

2 -- 3 & 4

1 -- 1 & 2

0 -- 0

These below are hard to determine their differences from each other, so I will try the best to elaborate.

10's are perfect and AWESOME.
9's are close to perfection, but are still AWESOME.
8's are very good to me, they entertain but not to their full potential.
7's are the base of the iceberg, and have many strong-points though still contains potholes.
6's are better and have some parts that entertain me.
5's lack half of what it needs to have a perfect score.
4's are not quite mediocre and are one time views only, I must be able to finish a flash for this score.
3's essentially need to be worked on more, perhaps the flash is incomplete or just needs to be better.
2's aren't very entertaining and are abysmal, yet have something more than a 1 offers.
1's lack everything except for what it has that achieved a 1.
0's need to get off of Newgrounds.

When I review, I will elaborate my reasoning for why the submission earned what it earned. I will try my best to provide helpful reviews that you can trust. Those that vote on my reviews as 'useless' please update me on your reasoning why I didn't achieve your standards.

*** FOR REVIEWING -

Ok so I have created a fair way to review flash submissions which sit somewhere between AWESOME and abysmal. Everybody deep in their mind know when a flash is either a 10 or a 1, but how would you describe a 2 or a 7? This is my method in case anybody who happen to drop by my page wants to know. I wouldn't be surprised if a couple of artists themselves dropped by to understand my concept.

Anyway here we go!

ANIMATION - This is where I judge your use of sprites or drawings, and how you put them into motion. My eyes crave plenty of eye candy, though some works don't need to include motion. Colors, details, backgrounds, etc. Anything that has to do with animating.

CREATIVITY - We all don't want to see a generic movie. How original can you get? That is the real test here. Every so often I would be watching a flash, then something hilarious would happen. How valuable are you willing to make your creation? Need an example? Watch FALLEN ANGEL, that is all you need to understand.

GENRE - This one is easy to get a good score in. If you are doing a video game parody, but nothing is funny or it makes me cry, then you can expect this area to suffer. Does the criteria match the genre you are going for? For example, if you know who Uwe Boll is, watch his movies. His movies never match their genres, unless boring has been issued as a new genre.

SOUND - This is where I judge on your sound. Is it clear? Is it unique? Does the voice acting match? Are often used sound files used in your work? (I've heard the same sound effects in many different flashes.)

SYNCING - If you need an example of a 1, then watch Godzilla in English.

OVERALL - The numbers among the 5 are added up then divided by 5 to get this. Overall is the total score of the flash.

BONUS - Keep in mind that I hate being too harsh on these projects. I do this for fun, and with each submission I get a little joy, unless it of course sucks ass. Anyway, if certain parts of the flash make me chuckle I will most certainly mention it here in this section as a reason for why I added a point or two.

GRADE - The total amount the submission has earned. The big number from 1 to 10 reflects this portion.

Here is an example -

ANIMATION - 7 - xxxxxxx
- A little too choppy and it is hard to tell what the background is.
CREATIVITY - 10 - xxxxxxxxxx
- Never seen anything like this, awesome job man!
GENRE - 10 - xxxxxxxxxx
- Hilariously funny, the way a parody should be!
SOUND - 9 - xxxxxxxxx
- Heard some sounds that didn't make sense, but they were all original and great!
SYNCING - 10 - xxxxxxxxxx
- The sound matched perfectly.

OverALL - 9.2 - xxxxxxxxx.2
BONUS - 0.5 - .5
- I like the fact that this is the 3rd in the series. You are getting better with your work and keep me looking for the next each time I login my computer. (.5)

GRADE - 9.7 -------------------------------- [A+]

This is a review I made up, but this is the format. Again, I do this for the hell of it and I do this to be fair for those that deserve the score they have earned. I hope this review system is helpful as you wonder your way around Newgrounds. Just a little contribution from The Zeldamaster.

WHEN I review I do this up in my head, unless you want me to actually post all that junk in a review I will, otherwise people will think I have no life, which I do thank you very much. Anyway, L8's!

LoZM

[funzop]

oh god who was the user that did that a lot that l8s thing

[lenko]

the absolute legend that is vidgamedude