The last meal.

Started by slack, November 21, 2010 07:13 PM

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slack

Alright I'm not implying that any of you will end up in prison witth the death sentence.  Just say by some accident, you were framed for something in one of the few states that still has the death sentence.  You are extremely upset with the whole situation.  The only way you can think of to fuck the system for what they did to you is to have the best meal you have ever had.  It can be anything.  What would it be?

Mine would be Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup, like 8 grilled cheese sandwiches and 2 cans of tomato soup.

DrRumack

sausage gravy and biscuits

the gravy needs to have a pack of mixed veggies in it

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Spiced chicken (Must be peppered, then rubbed down with cayenne and oregano.) breast done on the barbecue with a bowl steamed rice dumplings and a side of fried prawns (with that tangy red sauce) and a bowl of hot and sour soup. Then wash it down with a vanilla coke, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew.

spite

protein shake

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jjjjjjjjjj

id like to EAT a GIRL (out(HEHEHEH)

Ashington

Dont mind as long as i get to make it!
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emanhattan

anything that is served in sierra madre brewing co.+ a big ol keg of black pilsner beer mmmmm

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slack

these are all pretty good

TimmyTurnersDad

!!!

FlamingoPudding

Appetizer:

Double Swiss Burger, Grilled Onions, Mayo all stacked in between a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

1st coarse:

A hamdog

Main coarse:

6 Patties, 1.5 Pounds of Meat, 6 Pieces of Cheese, Onions Tomato and Lettuce.

Desert:

An acid Sherbet

rtil

an all you can eat buffet
and i'd never stop eating

BluPhoenix

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Mushroomboy5

Fugu liver. I get to prepare it. They'll never kill me alive.

billy

Quote from: rtilan all you can eat buffet
and i'd never stop eating
the ultimate scheme you would never be able to finish your last meal and they would never kill you

99

If I eat a lot before I die, won't that mean my corpse would have a lot of shit sitting around in it? That might be kinda gross.


I like Mushroomboy5's  idea of killing yourself with your food somehow before they get to kill you.  That seems like you win in the end.  What other dangerous foods can you eat that can potentially kill you?

DrRumack

certain sushi might work

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BluPhoenix

Quote from: 99If I eat a lot before I die, won't that mean my corpse would have a lot of shit sitting around in it? That might be kinda gross.
100 dollar bills

how cool would it be

when you die,

you shit money?
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MarcK

then you get laid or something wouldnt that be cool