Chrimbus Wish List

[salutations]

i am making a list and checking it twice to find out whos been naughty and whos been fucking gay
maybe if some of your requests are reasonable i will fulfill your wishes -salnta

p.s. this is my wishlist!


neat

juicy coocher

favorite puppiesss

purse made entirely out of peacock feathers

the shirt but i mean if you can get me eric too that is cool we can be friends

dream car

[spite]

69 camaro


Mila Kunis


and 1 million packs of wild berry skittles

[salutations]

04:44   spite: camaro is a mans car
04:44   spite: keep your pretty colors on your caddy
04:45   salutations: lmao
04:45   salutations: f u spite f u
04:45   spite: :]
04:45   salutations: do you even have a camaro
04:45   salutations: no
04:45   salutations: pwnt
04:45   salutations: nooblet
04:45   spite: do you have a caddy?
04:45   salutations: yes
04:46   spite: damn
04:46   salutations: pwnt again
04:46   salutations: nooblet
04:46   spite: once I get super famous and rich
04:46   spite: I will show up to your house in my camaro
04:46   spite: and then piss on your shit caddy
04:46   spite: and be all
04:47   spite: WHAT NOW
04:47   salutations: and i will run over it with my pearl cadillac escalade and me and afroman will be smoking blunts and laughing at you while your camaro burns to the ground

[rtil]

be sure to keep your chrimbus bush wet and trim at the cafeteria and the winter man will leave you a present

[Ashington]

[BloodyCheery]

All I want for Christmas...is YOU!

[spite]

69 camaro


Mila Kunis


and 1 million packs of wild berry skittles

I like this post so much that I just wanted to post it again

[BloodyCheery]

Man, fuck your shit. What you really need for Christmas is a swift kick in the ass! Tch.

[salutations]

be sure to keep your chrimbus bush wet and trim at the cafeteria and the winter man will leave you a present

i like this post so much iw anted to post it again

[lenko]

so i can practice at absurd times

mmm

dogs are cool lions are cool i want both

[slantedskarekrow]

I didn't want anything, until I saw this.

[Shida]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY
Otamatone - I want one so much you don't even know

[insert photo of some spiffy Yamaha keyboard here]


mmm what a hottie


I can make dinosaur shaped things!

[MarcK]

a hug with a naked lady

[Katasaki]

I would like a muzzle for my cat.

[aether]

icbm


mmm what a hottie


one million won

[salutations]

dogs are cool lions are cool i want both

i had a dog that looked just like that he was the best

[emanhattan]

emma watson

[lenko]

i didnt used to like emma watson but holy SHIT she looks smoking with the short hair she's got now

[MarcK]

all of the harry potter stars have become subject to sexual fantasy and its fucking weird because its like people wanting to fuck a friend from gradeschool and you can revisit them in the books as gradeschool age kids but still want to fuck them as the same person

[retrosmash]

All I want for Christmas...is YOU!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUCK YOUUUU I CAME INTO THIS TOPIC EXPECTING NOBODY ELSE TO POST A HILARIOUS RESPONSE LIKE THAT LEAVING THE OPPORTUNITY WIDE OPEN FOR ME AND THEN I KEEP SCROLLING DOWN AND YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND SAY THAT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY HERE MY CONTRIBUTION WILL BE ABSOLUTELY USELESS NOW ALL THANKS TO THE FACT THAT YOU STOLE MY RESPONSE I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.