Remember my Pack Rat landlord?

[emanhattan]

Do you guys remember that guy I was living with that I classified as a hoarder until you all convinced me that he was just really really messy and kept talking about THE FUCKIN MILK BEING OUT OF THE FRIDGE

welp

I moved out of that place about a week ago and I told my homies Id come to visit sometime etc. Feels good not to have all of that junk around.
My former roomie (the cool one, not the owner) ocassionally tells me hes gone fuckin paranoid and now hes locking the doors of the house/shit. And its even messier and apparently hes afraid of things made in China.

so
Today I decided to pay him a visit to ask him if he had plastic bags (since I went to the supermarket and one of the bags broke while I was walking around his place). I went there, knocked on the door, and didnt get a respose.
I then found a grocery store plastic bag with nothing but a smaller bag full of what I believe was plant fertilizer in the porch. Convenient!
I figured he wouldnt mind if I took it as long as I let him know and replaced it later.

later today I came home and found 2 messages on my phone:

"What the fuck are you doing here, I told you not to come here without calling first"

and

"There is a grocery bag missing from my front porch. Do I have to call the police or what?"

what the fuck

[logen]

who's fucking with my medicine

[Fuzz]

Jesus christ dude, you need to return that bag and NEVER go back!

[MarcK]

there are some people you visit from your past, some people you dont. obviously you cant tell the difference

[Ashington]

Yeah you should never go anywhere near him again.

[aether]

 

WHO TOOK MY FERTILIZER

[rtil]

don't return the bag

it's a fucking plastic bag there's like 5 million of them in the ocean he can go get one there!

[tmk]

I'd be interested to hear what the cops say when he calls them about his missing plastic bag

[Mew_User]

You need to be more accepting and don't let anyone tell you how to be.

[Sapphire]

I'm surprised you even thought of paying him a visit.

[emanhattan]

aditinally, the guy owes me like 200 dollars too
but im seriously considering just letting him have the money  because I REALLY dont want to see him ever again

[Fuzz]

No way man! It's your money and you need it now!

[MarcK]

if he doesnt pay up then go see judge judy

[Phoenix In Flames]

...It's your money and you need it now!

LOL!!! Let me guess. JG Wentworth.

if he doesnt pay up then go see judge judy

I'll be watching.

[MarcK]

...It's your money and you need it now!

LOL!!! Let me guess. JG Wentworth.

[aether]

Meet him in some shady backalley and trade the plastic bag for your money.

[slack]

ok faggot jg wentworth is "It's your money, use it when YOU need it"

[MarcK]

ok faggot jg wentworth is "It's your money, use it when YOU need it"

slack you obviously havent seen a jg wentworth commercial in your long gay life

[slack]

i have seen many jg wentworth commercials from the 90's through the 2000's

[spite]

i think that
you should
put the plastic bag
over your head
and play spaceman
until
you
go
to
sleep
forever