So I got my ex pregnant

[CoolDrMoney]

So two three months after not talking to each other because we fuckin hated each other appearently she called me up today and she is now pregnant with mai baybay. What am I gonna do maaan

[zomfgbie]

call it bob

[Sinitron]

flee the country GO GO GO

[rtil]

if it really is yours put it up for adoption babies suck

[Systix]

Inbred faggot

[Dagolith]

NAME IT AFTER MEEEEE!

[mishkamash]

ey, it's your baby, you choose his/her fate!

[Sinitron]

if it really is yours put it up for adoption babies suck

YOU F UCKING EVIL FAGGOT LIBERALIST PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER

[W.A.C.]

Fuck adoptions. Abort that fucker and show that fetus who's boss.

[psi43]

if it really is yours put it up for adoption babies suck

that or kick her in the stomach.

[KingDavid]

=( sucky but keep it!!

[CoolDrMoney]

Yea not really my choice. I mean she is the one carrying it and all and she decided to keep it. Oh dear. I think Im gonna be a dad

[psi43]

Yea not really my choice. I mean she is the one carrying it and all and she decided to keep it. Oh dear. I think Im gonna be a dad

Stab her vagina with a screwdriver. That\\\'s how they do it in the hospitals.



be sure to check if you\\\'re really the dad or if she just wants to make you pay

//I bet CdrM is just making this up to act like he had sex

[anigen]

the only people here that i think have had sex are sinister, hlg, redmongoose and maybe even ant

also wps could have had sex at one point in time

[adamant]

she was the one who sucked your dick she should get to choose

[psi43]

you forgot about me!!

[anigen]

you forgot about me!!

lmao wow ok

[trent bortknob]

i doubt sinister has had sex and i doubt adam ant has either

i know hlg has (sort of) i dont know about redmongoose

[anigen]

well reds girlfriend is awesome and the two of them are really close so i guess its possible

im pretty sure the rest of us here are all just big ol jackoffssss

[redmongoose]

 

If she's keeping it and it is your kid then you should decide whether or not you are ready to raise a little version of yourself.  I have no quarrels with either decision but if you stick around you will probably not regret it (in the long run at least.)

My only input is that I don't agree with the adoption idea simply because its a quick fix and in 20 years that kid will find you and you will have some very awkward things to explain to them.