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Started by Philip K Dick, October 3, 2010 06:55 PM

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Philip K Dick

so i was looking at my avatar and signature combo and laughing really hard for about 7 minutes approx. true story!

rtil

when i was 11 i lost on the final boss on sonic 2 and i hit my genesis really really hard and after that if the cord from the controller to the genesis moved at all it would reset

jjjjjjjjjj

i used to play wow once i did it for 24 hours straight and my mom told me i was grounded for a week

Ashington

One time i just didn't give a fuk, true story.
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D

<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff

Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google

Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

spite

wow I can never look at you guys the same way ever again

tmk

I am wearing a v-neck right now and man I am looking like a douche

99

I am eating pasta with one hand and typing with the other.

retrosmash


aether

when i was little i never beat ocarina of time and still never have because of the zombies



MarcK

my monitor broke so the next day I just got a new one now I have 2 monitors.

spite

Quote from: aetherwhen i was little i never beat ocarina of time and still never have because of the zombies

Those guys scared the crap outta me too

Fuzz

This one time I ate an entire pizza by myself, and then threw it all back up that night.

Alta Don

in elementary school, the "cool" kids wanted to be just like eminem, 50 cent, etc

so they would make up gang members in there notebooks and try weird ways to get high

they would smash small mints and sniff them through a straw

DrRumack

Quote from: FuzzThis one time I ate an entire pizza by myself, and then threw it all back up that night.
one time i tried to do this but decided i would rather not throw up

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore

<+mrscriblam> lmao

spite


Casey Pixmintro

Quote from: DrRumack
Quote from: FuzzThis one time I ate an entire pizza by myself, and then threw it all back up that night.
one time i tried to do this but decided i would rather not throw up
that was a good night
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

lenko

Quote from: DrRumack
Quote from: FuzzThis one time I ate an entire pizza by myself, and then threw it all back up that night.
one time i tried to do this but decided i would rather not throw up

wait you guys struggle to eat entire pizzas? really?
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

99

Quote from: DrRumack
Quote from: FuzzThis one time I ate an entire pizza by myself, and then threw it all back up that night.
one time i tried to do this but decided i would rather break my promise and host a boring livestream cause i was chicken

CVG

Once, I very carefully painted a black ant with red paint and put him back in the colony and the rest of them freaked out and refused to talk to him (they would spaz if he tried to tap antennas to communicate). Then they called a huge guard ant to kick him out of the hole, and when he tried to go back in, the group attacked him and tore his body limb from limb into tiny pieces.

Mew_User

Quote from: CVGOnce, I very carefully painted a black ant with red paint and put him back in the colony and the rest of them freaked out and refused to talk to him (they would spaz if he tried to tap antennas to communicate). Then they called a huge guard ant to kick him out of the hole, and when he tried to go back in, the group attacked him and tore his body limb from limb into tiny pieces.
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