prove yourself worthy

[Philip K Dick]

in 5 easy steps you can become a man today
just follow the program

step 1
call a woman a cunt to her face

step 2
lactate a woman and drive her breast milk

step 3
get in a fight with a black individual and get your jaw broken

step 4
watch california gurls 8 times consecutively without any breaks

step 5

[spite]

alright, I'm gonna try this out today

[Philip K Dick]

fail and face the dire consequences

[rtil]

can't get past step 5 help

[Philip K Dick]

try killing ryan seacrest

[shura]

done

[Philip K Dick]

ERROR: Please try again

[DrRumack]

ok im stuck on step 7 what do i do

[emanhattan]

can I do all of those steps at the same time

today I called a tuff black woman a cunt while I lactated her and drived her breast milk, so she got pissed at me and broke my jaw and to counter the depression I watched a lot of california girls and after that

[Kött]

can I do all of those steps at the same time

today I called a tuff black woman a cunt while I lactated her and drived her breast milk, so she got pissed at me and broke my jaw and to counter the depression I watched a lot of california girls and after that

lmfao you're my official Saxton Hale now

[Philip K Dick]

ERROR: Please try again

[Ashington]

I'm already a man so  

[shura]

ERROR: Please try again

wtf man!!!11

[billy]

a real man would never do any of those things fuck you

[Kött]

Is there also a way to become a woman?  

[spite]

you want some toes? I'll give you some toes

[shura]

Is there also a way to become a woman?  

suck dicks

make sandwich

[Ashington]

Is there also a way to become a woman?  

suck dicks

make sandwich

I've found that girls don't seem eager to do one of these things. That's alright though i can make sandwiches myself.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

you want some toes? I'll give you some toes

[Kött]

Is there also a way to become a woman?  

suck dicks

make sandwich

Will you marry me?