dreams thread 4: the dream

shura · August 10, 2010 02:00 AM

oh god i just awoke from the most fucked up dream i had in a long time
the dream took place in the 1920's. half of the population was weird furries dressed up in flapper outfits, and they were being hunted down by the police for being weirdos.

they weren't normal furries tho. they were actually animals, not people dressed up in fursuits. they were odd animals too, like lobsters, fish, kangaroos, etc.

I was a turtle and i was trying to escape getting killed by the police, so i jumped in a river and tried to swim away but they caught me, ripped off my shell, and left me to bleed to death.

i need therapy

spite · August 10, 2010 04:59 AM

ouchhhh

Capsize · August 10, 2010 05:49 PM

I keep having some pretty batshit crazy reoccurring bathroom dreams. This one isn't as bad as some of them, but the other one is really long.

I'm in a courtyard, and it has a big concrete bathroom in the center of it. I walk in, and there's women without any hair next to each sick washing their hands. The stalls are all black and very art deco. Everything a mess, all the toilets and sinks are overflowing. I walk to get to the back stall, and once I get there, the one toilet that isn't overflowing has no toilet paper or toilet seat. Then I hear a woman call my name from the bathroom entrance, and it's an old fat woman with a lot of makeup caked on her face, and she keeps asking me to come help her with her cats. After I try to work my way back to her, the water from the sinks and toilets starts flowing up to my waist. Finally I swim over to her, and she starts yelling at me for some reason. I'm helping her move potted plants around on a coffee table, when she suddenly freaks out and yells "my dog is running away! go catch it!" so out of nowhere I start chasing a dog, and it jumps over a fence and rips its stomach across one of the metal rods. There's no blood though, it kind of looks like a stuffed animal. So I pick up the dog and run down the street, and there's a group of policemen standing around so I yell "hey! help me with this dog!" but suddenly I look down, and I'm not carrying a dog anymore, I'm carrying a baby with plastic arms and legs.
The policemen say they're happy to help and they take the baby from my arms, then pass it around and take turns licking its armpit and saying "that's hot." I wake up after that.

Not sure what that whole dream meant, but I'm not extremely interested in finding out..

emanhattan · August 10, 2010 07:25 PM

yesterday I dreamed I was watching an awesome stop motion cartoon

it was about a man who lost his wallet and he spent his entire life looking for it

the characters looked and moved awesome and I hope one day I make something as cool as the thing I dreamed about

CVG · August 12, 2010 07:05 AM

This is a bad dream I had a few days ago

I had a dream where a dead baby bird fetus (about the size of a large dog) asked me if I love my sister. It gave me three stamps and if I did not answer truthfully it would kill my sister. The first stamp had a star and it meant "yes", the 2nd stamp has a circle and it meant "no" and the 3rd stamp was a heart and meant "tar". I picked up the star stamp and pressed it into a piece of wax on paper and I said "yes, I love my sister". And the bird screeched and flopped around and its heart came out of a rip in its stomach and black tar and oil oozed out all over the room and it got on my hands and somehow it was killing me! I collapsed on the floor in a fetal position and was grabbing my head and said "But I did what you asked! I said Yes and I meant it!!" And the fetus bird thing gargled and bled and said "You cheated. You won but you cheated! Your sister will live but now you will die". And then the tar swooped up like a big wave onto my face and I was drowning in tar. Only right when my lungs were full, I make one last futile gasp before I died and I woke up.

bad dream!

Phoenix In Flames · August 12, 2010 07:18 PM

I dream every night. Last night I had a dream that there was a bee in the house. I chased it out and it stung me. I was helping that s.o.b. and it had to sting me.

MarcK · August 12, 2010 07:57 PM

Quote from: Phoenix In FlamesI dream every night. Last night I had a dream that there was a bee in the house. I chased it out and it stung me. I was helping that s.o.b. and it had to sting me.

ghostinglostfan · August 13, 2010 06:48 AM

Last nigt I dream Terry great really success!

lenko · August 13, 2010 02:26 PM

i tend to dream every night, but not many tend to stick in my head unless they felt long. here's last night's:

so i was living in some weird forest village but it had modern buildings, and me and my friend (apparently one of my friends from high school, but he looked completely different) did some prank or whatever and ended up getting outcast to this other village. somewhere on the way to the other village my friend totally dissapeared and after the initial 'panic' moment you tend to have in dreams, i looked for him for about 2 seconds before pressing on on my own.

shit got weird once i reached the other 'village' because it was actually a big city kinda like NY. i remember looking back for any sign of a forest or whatever but there was just roads, buildings n shit like that. then i went to some sort of hotel and wandered up to some huge room where some fat bitch told me to "fuck off". I fucked off and went to another room. Nobody in there and it was shaped just like my old IRL college dorm. the most distinctive bit is coming up now:

i went on the laptop (which was already turned on) and i dunno why but i opened up minesweeper - but instead some instant messenger program came up and one of my best friends from when i was like 16-18 started talking. But instead of his messages being displayed on the comp. screen they would 'print' out of the laptop in the form of some big massive scroll. I'd have to fill in the scroll with my response, feed it back into this little gap in the laptop, and then wait. and this procedure was very time consuming and gay so i left the hotel room. and then i woke up

Lats, Squats, & Oates · August 13, 2010 03:20 PM

i had a dream that

rtil · August 13, 2010 05:08 PM

Quote from: CVGThis is a bad dream I had a few days ago

I had a dream where a dead baby bird fetus (about the size of a large dog) asked me if I love my sister. It gave me three stamps and if I did not answer truthfully it would kill my sister. The first stamp had a star and it meant "yes", the 2nd stamp has a circle and it meant "no" and the 3rd stamp was a heart and meant "tar". I picked up the star stamp and pressed it into a piece of wax on paper and I said "yes, I love my sister". And the bird screeched and flopped around and its heart came out of a rip in its stomach and black tar and oil oozed out all over the room and it got on my hands and somehow it was killing me! I collapsed on the floor in a fetal position and was grabbing my head and said "But I did what you asked! I said Yes and I meant it!!" And the fetus bird thing gargled and bled and said "You cheated. You won but you cheated! Your sister will live but now you will die". And then the tar swooped up like a big wave onto my face and I was drowning in tar. Only right when my lungs were full, I make one last futile gasp before I died and I woke up.

:please: bad dream!

that is unreal. i wonder what the 3rd stamp was about

Casey Pixmintro · August 13, 2010 05:09 PM

my sleep patterns are so awful i rarely sleep long enough to have dreams i can remember or i just have really really boring dreams. only times i ever have cool dreams is if im sick or something with a fever, then i sleep all i want and have seriously fucked up dreams for a few days

rtil · August 27, 2010 06:44 PM

bump cuz i don't wanna forget anything about this dream

so i'm living in this giant room, the ceiling is probably 100-200 feet up in the air. in the middle of the room on the floor is a red button, and there are some tv screens in the floor as well. on the wall in front of this is a screen that takes up the whole wall. it's an internet browser. when you press the red button, a random wikipedia page comes up, or if you think about a certain topic and press the button, that page will come up. every reload the colors and text change , usually to some horrible neon colors , presumably because the site had been hacked at some point in the past.

i've been in this room for a very long time. every person on the planet is dead except for myself, but i don't remember why. but it happened a long time ago as well. however, i haven't aged at all.

the first thing i did in the dream was preess the red button and it loaded the main page. i screamed at the screen, "HA! I'M TWO MILLION AND SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, AND YOU'RE ONLY TWO MILLION AND EIGHT YEARS OLD!", then i started laughing. 'what a wonderful world' by louis armstrong started playing in the room, except the lyrics had been changed, and i remember one of the verses going:
"i see skies of gray,
dead roses too
i see algae blooms
growing on you
and i think to myself
what a terrible world"
other songs would play as well but the lyrics would be different and usually the opposite of whatever the song was originally about.

i pressed the button a few more times and read a few pages, with like red comic sans italic font on a green background and horrible stuff like that. in the dream i knew wikipedia was the only site left on the internet. i'm not sure how i was able to access it.

i later went into another room where there were two black cats in a sandbox. occasionally people would appear in that room from a distance and then start walking towards me, but i could only see their silhouettes. no matter how close you got to them, they were simply black silhouettes with no visible features. but they would talk to me and i would know who they were. i suppose they were ghosts or something. i went to pet a cat and the cat bit my hand and just kept his jaw there. it didn't really hurt but he wouldn't let go. one of the ghosts said something like "i've told you she doesn't like that!"

the silhouette people would usually leave after a while , but they would walk out into the main room, stand on the tv screens on the ground, and slowly sink into them and disappear. aaaaaaaaand yeah that's about when i woke up

Fuzz · August 27, 2010 07:49 PM

Do your dreams take place in 1st or 3rd person?

rtil · August 27, 2010 08:58 PM

it changes often, even during dreams. sometimes i will be watching myself, then in the next "scene" i am myself

shura · August 27, 2010 10:00 PM

i can barely remember this dream. heres the gist of it

i had this weird electronic device about the size of a calculator with a tiny screen in it. it had the ability to turn any real life object into digital data and store it within itself. i was able to turn all my belongings into digital data and carry them with me everywhere. if i ever needed to withdraw something from this digital storage vault, i could plug it into a little machine that would read the data and produce the object in real life.

anyway, someone had hacked into my little device and started stealing all my medications that i had put into it. i was looking at the screen and watching my medicine all slip away before my eyes. i dont remember anything else about the dream other than the fact that the meds gave you some sort of special powers

Phoenix In Flames · August 27, 2010 10:23 PM

Last night I had a dream that I was eating an Ice cream with a bartender at a bar on the 4th of July. It was a very vived dream, like HD man!

Fuzz · August 28, 2010 12:47 AM

I had one of the coolest dreams ever a couple of nights ago. A few "friends" who I didn't actually know (I just knew they were my friends) and I were out in the country with guns and knives. We went down into a drainage ditch, and went into one of the big concrete pipes. There was a hole in the side, and we all pulled out flash lights, but I forgot mine. We wen't down inside the caves and there were things that looked a lot like this.

But they weren't slimy and they were light green. So we went through the caves killing these things. I ran out of ammo for my shot gun and had to leave. My eyes had adjusted to the dark so I didn't need a light. I ran into one of the things and had to kill it with a knife.

After I got out, it was already dark, I started walking home along a plowed up field. I saw a flash in the sky and looked up. The night sky was rippling. A line of light that looked like this

was rolling across the entire night sky. Behind it I could see every planet in the solar system (and Pluto). It rolled by again and the sky turned into what looked like a Fresco of every Greek god. The ripple went by a third time and the planets were back. I felt very tense and afraid about something. I started to run home.

Then I woke up.

Mad Meat · August 28, 2010 02:54 AM

I had one of the coolest dreams ever a couple of nights ago. A few "friends" who I didn't actually know (I just knew they were my friends) and I were out in the country with guns and knives. We went down into a drainage ditch, and went into one of the big concrete pipes. There was a hole in the side, and we all pulled out flash lights, but I forgot mine. We wen't down inside the caves and there were things that looked a lot like this.

But they weren't slimy and they were light green. So we went through the caves killing these things. I ran out of ammo for my shot gun and had to leave. My eyes had adjusted to the dark so I didn't need a light. I ran into one of the things and had to kill it with a knife.

After I got out, it was already dark, I started walking home along a plowed up field. I saw a flash in the sky and looked up. The night sky was rippling. A line of light that looked like this

was rolling across the entire night sky. Behind it I could see every planet in the solar system (and Pluto). It rolled by again and the sky turned into what looked like a Fresco of every Greek god. The ripple went by a third time and the planets were back. I felt very tense and afraid about something. I started to run home.

Then I woke up.

gay

slack · August 28, 2010 02:56 AM

wow you are really gay