TBA Proposition 342

Started by billy, June 11, 2010 01:52 AM

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Proposition 342

This initiative measure is submitted to the people in accordance with the provisions of Article II, Section 8 of the TBA Constitution.

Proposed Law

[size=]Section 1. FINDINGS AND DECLARATIONS [/size]

The People do find and declare:

(a.) This initiative shall be known as "The Forum Browser's Right to Not Read Shit Threads About Jake Ganz."

(b.) TBA law requires two-thirds voter approval for rep increases for specific purposes.

(c.) The politicians in local governments should be held to the same standard before using public funds, borrowing, issuing bonds guaranteed by ratepayers or taxpayers, or obtaining other debt or financing to start or expand electric delivery service, or to implement a plan to become an aggregate electricity provider.

(d.) Local governments often start or expand electric delivery service, or implement a plan to become an aggregate electricity provider, without approval by a vote of the people.

(e.) Frequently the start-up, expansion, or implementation plan requires either construction or acquisition of facilities or other services necessary to deliver the electric service, to be paid for with public funds, borrowing, bonds guaranteed by ratepayers or taxpayers, or other debt or financing.

(f.) The source of the public funds, borrowing, debt, and bond financing is generally the electricity rates charged to ratepayers as well as surcharges or taxes imposed on taxpayers.

(g.) Such use of public funds and many forms of borrowing, debt or financing do not presently require approval by a vote of the people, and where a vote is required, only a majority vote may be required.

[size=]Section 2. STATEMENT OF PURPOSE [/size]

(a.) The purpose of this initiative is to guarantee to forum browsers the right to make people shut the fuck up about Jake Ganz any time a local mod seeks to use public funds, public debt, bonds or liability, or taxes or other financing to start or expand discussions about Jake Ganz to a new territory or new customers, or to implement a plan to become an aggregate electricity provider.

(b.) If the start-up or expansion requires the construction or acquisition of bullshit discussions about Jake Ganz or services that will be paid for with shitty threads, or financed through stupid irc chat dumps to be paid for or guaranteed by forum browsers or new member x, or to be paid for by other forms of public expenditure, borrowing, liability or bullshit, then two-thirds of the voters in the territory being served and two-thirds of the voters in the territory to be served, voting at an election, must approve the thread. Also, if the implementation of a plan to make a shitty thread about Jake Ganz requires the use of public funds, or financing through bonds guaranteed by forum browsers or new member x, or other forms of public pubic area exposure, vomiting, liability or whining, then two-thirds of the forum browsers in the jurisdiction, voting in a poll where they can mark more than one choice, must approve the thread, or the OP's sexual preference.

Sapphire


jjjjjjjjjj

not funny+your worst thread

MarcK

If this passes can I still talk about how i hope jake ganz doesn't kill us at comic con?

Philip K Dick


funzop

this is a good thread i do not see why we cant all love eachothr and get along as there is way 2 much hate in the world today !!
if you read this i love u and i will huggle you

CoolDrMoney

this thread is good j-seed is just 2 cool
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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

retrosmash

i'm not even gonna bother reading this thread

just thought i'd let y'all know

CoolDrMoney

#8
I thnk itz vry imprtnt 2 remembr tht no matter how petty anigan is,we can match his pettiness right bck all day anydy TBA #1 fo lyfe dawg ye ye ye yu cnt stp US!

fukin word filter shhhhtttt
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"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

emanhattan


retrosmash

god for some reason i just laughed so hard at cdm's post

Shida

I'm sorry billy but this limits the rights and freedom of the people, so as a libertarian I cannot support proposition 342
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billy

guys prop 342 would highly increase the quality of the forum and prevent further bullshit regarding jake ganz

Crabarms

Billy Monks Putting people first!

Wasim

i have a proposition for you...

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Necronomitr0n

Quote from: Billyguys prop 342 would highly increase the quality of the forum and prevent further bullshit regarding jake ganz
yes
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Mew_User

Quote from: nonzopi do not see why we cant all love eachothr and get along as there is way 2 much hate in the world today !!
if you read this i love u and i will huggle you

lenko

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<emanhattan> it was a better time
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<emanhattan> consequence free

dilly

i wished to be huggled by the zop and the bam :3

snuggie is optional, by highly recommended

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#19
The partisan split in TBA congress is once again slowing the progress of Annygen Reform. The president rtil is as usual, calm and guarded in his observation of the situation.
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