As the ancient Hawaiians say

Started by TimmyTurnersDad, May 25, 2010 10:12 PM

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TimmyTurnersDad

Your time is up my time is now
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sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Necronomitr0n

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

MarcK


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creamcorn

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TimmyTurnersDad

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As the ancient Hawaiians say, ban MarcK. Well maybe not MarcK if someone can actually ban someone here it should be thelostman, bluepheonix7, W.A.C., Kott, and nextgeneration guy I will offer a dicking to the first person to do so
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Kött

...because we are a bunch of dull people, not original enough to create our own memes...
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TimmyTurnersDad

Quote from: Kott...because we are a bunch of dull people, not original enough to create our own memes...

tito is a meme what
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MarcK

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next-generation-man

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As the ancient Hawaiians say, ban MarcK. Well maybe not MarcK if someone can actually ban someone here it should be thelostman, bluepheonix7, W.A.C., Kott, and nextgeneration guy I will offer a dicking to the first person to do so



As the the "D.L.O.T.U.'s" official man of information, why must you say we must be banned?
I am dead, But i will live on.

jjjjjjjjjj

shut the fuck up next generation man or i will pwn your ass out of here

Casey Pixmintro

<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

shura


next-generation-man

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Quote from: J_Seedshut the fuck up next generation man or i will pwn your ass out of here


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I understand.

I am not as normal as you people. You can say what you want about me. I wont stop you and I will not fight back. Make me look bad if it is so intriguing for you to insult me. I will show no hatred, and when I die, you "normal" people will be the ones who hated the successor - the one who did nothing wrong to you.
I am dead, But i will live on.

lenko

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

shura