apple ipad

[cr0m]

who plans on getting one because they have money to throw away and wanna be hip n cool?

also

^ lmao yeh u would have that on ur front page wouldnt ya after it was exposed tht children are making your shit

[trent bortknob]

lmao

[Mew_User]

[cr0m]

[fleshlite syndicate]: ("TonkaTruck" tomagreen1353) dam
[fleshlite syndicate]: ("TonkaTruck" tomagreen1353) they employ a lot of asians

[rtil]

it's actually an iphone for giant people

[Mew_User]

it's actually an iphone for giant people

[cr0m]

Boffins at Apple have unveiled the latest iPhone app that helps Chinese factory managers calculate exactly how many hours a 5-year-old can work at maximum productivity. The app has a wealth of additional features that make it, according to Apple, a "must have" for Apple supplier factory managers all over the far east.

App developer Simon Nerdlinger unveiled his creation at a glitzy ceremony in his bedroom / living room in Watling. "It's going to revolutionise how sweatshops work," he beamed. "Before, a sweatshop owner would have to think to himself – hey, this 5-year-old is working 72 hours a week, but the truth is, I can make him work 80, maybe 90. That's just how good the app is."

[slantedskarekrow]

I'm getting one, it looks great.

[jjjjjjjjjj]

me too

[mishkamash]

it would make a good blunt weapon to smash people over the head with

[cr0m]

yeh if u wanna waste 500 bucks to smash somethen over someones hed sure y not

[spite]

You can play ddr on it

[mishkamash]

or take one from somebody and bonk em for buying the stupid thing in the first place lol bet you didnt think of that did ya

lmao spite

[psi43]

looks pretty useless to me

[shura]

i think its supposed to be like a kindle but it doesn't have the e-ink feature that makes it bearable to read

[Fuzz]

Wouldn't it be more efficient to buy a tablet pc?

[jroc]

I can imagine about 2 months from now, everyone in my school is going to be toting one of these things, regardless of whether or not they already have an iPhone.

Of course, the only reason they would buy it is because APPLE MADE IT AND APPLE IS COOL.

[cr0m]

ssaf and i were talken about how whatever apple does is cool

have children in factories get busted thentell everyone they are nice they can market aids infested dogshit and still make it appealing

[redmongoose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YAQ1wfNqc

when I watched this video I couldn't tell if it was a parody or if all these idiots talking about the iPad were being sincere

I really have much more to say about how fucking stupid I think Apple and iPads and iPods and iPhones are but whats the point

[Fuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-YAQ1wfNqc

when I watched this video I couldn't tell if it was a parody or if all these idiots talking about the iPad were being sincere

I really have much more to say about how fucking stupid I think Apple and iPads and iPods and iPhones are but whats the point

Wow, I had the exact same notion watching that.

How many people do you think will set it down on a table or desk instead of wasting all that energy holding it?