story of my life

Started by billy, March 10, 2010 08:12 AM

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billy

Please allow me to share the tragedy of my life. This is about the history of how a woman fucked up my life.

She was 15 when I first met her. I was in gamestop and she came to me and said hi. I felt in love at that exactly moment.

3 hours passed while we were talking about video games, her life, my life, and so on.

Had not the gamestop guy alerted us that the store would be closed, we probably would have stayed there, hypnotized by each other.

After we left the store, she said that there was going to be a party at her friends home, and she wanted for me to go. Then she kissed my face.

So in the party, I didn't have to make much effort to win her kiss. After that, she asked me to be her boyfriend.

Never I have been so happy. We met everyday, had an active sexual life, and she was loyal to me.

One day, one of my best friends, who I always played video games with, got to know her in my house. We played street fighter 2, and I ended losing every match to him, like always.

Given a year of relationship, I proposed her to marry me. She instantly said yes. We married and started living together in an apartment. My friend visited us from time to time, and we always ended playing some street fighter 2.

As time passed, I realized she was getting cold at me. She didnt want to have sex like before, started to get late at home from her work, and was clearly hiding something.

Maybe I shouldnt have done it, but I started searching her files in the computer. I found something that disturbed me. There was a log of a conversation of her with my best friend. She was cheating me with my best friend!

Enraged, I waited for her to get from work for like 3 hours. As the door opened, she was already looking sad. As if she knew, or was prepared for it. I said: why did you do that?

She looked at my eyes, smiled, closed her eyes, turned her back to me, and said with a faint voice: read the first letter of every paragraph.

cr0m

wow ur life started at 15 wat a fag
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cr0m

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wow asshole yeh it does...........u must be stupid they got call of duty.......and mario kart shut tha hell up if u dont know what ur saying
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Quote from: CVGPS3 Has No Games
wow asshole yeh it does...........u must be stupid they got call of duty.......and mario kart shut tha hell up if u dont know what ur saying
uncharted 2 game of the yr n they have killzone n lilbigplanet thaths like 40 games right ther

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W.A.C.

LBP is fucking terrible. Uncharted 2 is great, but I could care less for the multiplayer.

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LBP is fucking terrible. Uncharted 2 is great, but I could care less for the multiplayer.

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that's strange...............................

anigen

wow billy just confessed his secret to all of you and you're talking about video games

you make me sick all of you

psi43

Quote from: cr0mwow ur life started at 15 wat a fag

lmfao

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Quote from: W.A.C.LBP is fucking terrible.
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billy

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Quote from: cooljoshe
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph