HOTELS

Started by mishkamash, October 10, 2007 09:39 PM

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mishkamash

October 10, 2007 09:39 PM Last Edit: October 10, 2007 09:44 PM by MishkaMash
Hi guys!

ya know, my family owns a motel... you know where this is going...
and to tell you the truth, I really hate it. I mean cleaning after people after about a day or two when they leave all their junk and laundry and panties behind is just not right. I mean c'mon seriously, I don't wanna be a slave to this shit
I even use gloves, and I clean toilets, I clean showers, pick up garbage, all that bullcraping shit, and of course, afraid of getting AIDs. AIDs.

I wanna get away from this prison and learn acting, drawing, animating, and barbering.

but enough about me, you guys got stories!!    


EDIT: I had to put this up here because i'm not only ticked, i'm just bored
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

zomfgbie

#1
October 10, 2007 09:42 PM
im a chef. i clean other people half eaten food off plates. then when i have to wait on them its like youre a fucking serveant. the posh twats even treat you like it.

some guy even had the cheek to clap his hands in an attempt to call me over once

there was more saliva in that wine then grapes.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

#2
October 10, 2007 09:54 PM
Quote from: FreekCim a chef.

sweet, I cook too
just not like in a job.
I know a few hungarian recipes like pogacsa (pol-gach-ya)
it's like beef stew
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Necronomitr0n

#3
October 10, 2007 10:07 PM
My dad is a general contractor, and I go out with him sometimes. $20 for every day I work with him. It's a nice job.
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

zomfgbie

#4
October 10, 2007 10:24 PM
i love making mexican food. fajitas, enchiladas. but while im still in education we make veg soup every day.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

#5
October 10, 2007 10:26 PM
Quote from: SystekMy dad is a general contractor, and I go out with him sometimes. $20 for every day I work with him. It's a nice job.
I make a cut of about $45-60 with every room we sell, and we got 10 rooms total
but scrubbing the damn toilet...  
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

rtil

#6
October 10, 2007 11:38 PM
a hotel eh? interesting. i just live in an apartment, go to school and do all that stuff. i kinda wish school would go away!

W.A.C.

#7
October 11, 2007 12:01 AM Last Edit: October 11, 2007 12:20 AM by W.A.C.
Quote from: FreekCthere was more saliva in that wine then grapes.
Fuck you. I don't care how obnoxious some of your costumers are, never ever spit into someone's drink. I hope you die of AIDs. That may sound rather cruel but seriously, spitting into someone drink is just awful. People paid good money for service, not to be sick.

Edit-

Actually, I don't wish AIDs upon you but still, people like you don't even deserve to breathe.

KingDavid

#8
October 11, 2007 12:30 AM
I agree but at the same time lmfao.

I work at a pizza place, doing cash, landing pizzas, making them, donairs, crazy bread, garlic bread, wings dishes the works! Little caesers btw
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve

trent bortknob

#9
October 11, 2007 12:33 AM
you faggots need to stop it with the unfunny aids jokes next time someone makes an aids joke they will be banned for a looooong time

adamant

#10
October 11, 2007 12:54 AM
i tutor lil kids during the school year and work at a day camp during the summer cause im a goody lil two shoes

speaking of goody little two shoes:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CpuIXcywbmo

davidmoore0

#11
October 11, 2007 12:55 AM Last Edit: October 11, 2007 12:55 AM by davidmoore0
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

mishkamash

#12
October 11, 2007 01:25 AM
Quote from: rtila hotel eh? interesting. i just live in an apartment, go to school and do all that stuff. i kinda wish school would go away!
lucky FUCK
no seriously, that\\\'s cool

Quote from: tayloryou faggots need to stop it with the unfunny aids jokes next time someone makes an aids joke they will be banned for a looooong time
taylors right

AIDs is NOT A FUNNY THING TO TALK ABOUT, YOU BASTARDS
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

mishkamash

#13
October 11, 2007 01:32 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.Actually, I don't wish AIDs upon you but still, people like you don't even deserve to breathe.
well
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

Dagolith

#14
October 11, 2007 01:56 AM
ya, i hate people, spiting in food is the least i could do for them. or treating them like crap. actually, the other day i had some amarican in and he tried to order what had to be 5 $ worth of food with 3 Amarican $. i'm not kidding, you should start killing off stupid amaricans, they give you all poor stereotypes. So i kicked his ass out, ate his food, and kept his money. seriously, the only perk of working in the food industry is fucking with people who suck.
Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

Nadroj0711

#15
October 11, 2007 02:23 AM
Quote from: davidmoore0Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
Quote from: MishkaMashtaylors right

AIDs is NOT A FUNNY THING TO TALK ABOUT, YOU BASTARDS
okay, mishkamash, I've been letting it slide, but really
it's AIDS, NOT AIDs, as if there is more than one AID
the s is in the acronym, as you can see by david's post
GET IT RIGHT
DAMN
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa
'ello gov'na

trent bortknob

#16
October 11, 2007 03:18 AM
Quote from: MishkaMashAIDs is NOT A FUNNY THING TO TALK ABOUT, YOU BASTARDS
banned

W.A.C.

#17
October 11, 2007 03:30 AM


Great work thar taylor.

trent bortknob

#18
October 11, 2007 03:53 AM
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fuck you

Nadroj0711

#19
October 11, 2007 04:31 AM
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'ello gov'na
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