Back from da Barracks

[Kött]

Hi gentlemen,

I haven't shown up at this place for quite a while which is because I had to start my 9 months duty for my goddamn fatherland...
To avoid another much too long post: I shot some taliban, raped some women and pillaged a bunch of vilages, leaving behind a cloud of death and destruction.

Naw, actually I just got my basic drill, learned a bunch of more or less interesting things, wasted some ammo at the taxpayer's extense, had some fun with a bunch of nice folks and got to know the life as a solider, which can get (to be honest) a little boring after the first three months of basic drill... at times it's like hanging around in one's room, and watching sitcoms, being paid for it... but yet I've had a bunch of nice and interesting experiences as well and I wouldn't say I regret not to have done civil service instead.
I could also have made myself getting discharged by making a little Netherlands trip before getting mustered or crying about pathetically cooked up suicide thoughts as many people do, though especially most of these people could use 3 months of basic drill...

Anyway, until now 6 of the 9 months are over and since I am stationed close to my home, I can sleep in my own bed (and use my goddamn pc) again almost every day.
I recently started continuing drawing, working with flash and being an internet whore so I thought I should pay these boards a visit again.

For those who don't know me yet, I'm a German asshole who likes to draw dicks and enjoys vulgar art/jokes .

[Wasim]

welcome back yo

[Casey Pixmintro]

Welcome back man, I was wondering where you went.

[psi43]

ohhh, that's cool. I haven't been mustered yet cause I'm still going to school (13th year).

[Kött]

lol have fun getting your balls squeezed

...mine was fat, red haired and had a russian accent... she called me "tarzan" because she thought I had a well trained body... was kinda creepy

[psi43]

i have two fucked up knees tho so i probably will be rejected, which means i won't have to do civil service either since i tried to apply for the basic training.

[The Good Ole Ant]

i have two fucked up knees tho so i probably will be rejected, which means i won't have to do civil service either since i tried to apply for the basic training.

what the, how did your knees get fucked up?????

also, good4U

[rtil]

good to have ya back

[psi43]

i have two fucked up knees tho so i probably will be rejected, which means i won't have to do civil service either since i tried to apply for the basic training.

what the, how did your knees get fucked up?????

also, good4U

really, i have no idea. it just hurts when i walk sometimes and that's gay

[The Good Ole Ant]

know whatcha mean, my ankle started hurtin for no reason today
it sucks cuz i kinda wanted to go joggin today  [/twitter]

[DrRumack]

bouncin ballz

[Daveb0t]

why was i on the kk invite list YET i wasnt invited I am insulted

[Dailyman]

nigga my bro in the service of the america, he come shoot yoo asses up and fuck up and shit

but my nigga says pretty much the same thing about bein' in the service so rock shit grab my dick woah woah

[MarcK]

it hurts to feel the pains in my feelings when I feel them.
and I feel your pain when I feel your name and it's such a tempestuous beautiful pain.

[Mew_User]

it hurts to feel the pains in my feelings when I feel them.
and I feel your pain when I feel your name and it's such a tempestuous beautiful pain.

Beautiful.

[Dailyman]

that was really nice. what song is that from?

also, it's nice that you are back Kott

[MarcK]

I don't quote songs. I'm not a homosexual.

[Dailyman]

omg anti-gay

[MarcK]

omg anti-smart

[Dailyman]

im fuckin    ...         stupid