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October 7, 2007 03:49 AM
25 cent dime: A biography of Taylor Bortner

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Taylor Bortner wasn't just a man. He was an everyman. He was a father, a brother, a sister, a mother. He was a woman. A caring a loving woman, who nurtured and breast-fed his (her) children with tender and loving compassion. There is no one in the world as amazing as Taylor Bortner and that is why you are going to read her biography. If there is one biography in this world you should care about, it isn't this one.

Chapter 1: Rough Beginnings

Taylor was born in 1503, to Terry and Jason Bortner. In 1830, when Taylor was 3 years old, he could already walk and talk and do basic algebra. By 1995 when Taylor was 3 and a half years old, he had already fully developed his conscience, could do trigonometry, and could interpret Shakespeare. Unfortunately, Terry came home drunk one night and flogged Taylor on the back of the head, fracturing his skull and killing him.

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Necronomitr0n

#1
October 7, 2007 03:53 AM
Yes, he could do trigonometry, but could he do

CALCULUS???
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

yes

#2
October 7, 2007 04:15 AM
Quote from: SystekYes, he could do trigonometry, but could he do

CALCULUS???
fuk u
ggg wow

Necronomitr0n

#3
October 7, 2007 04:16 AM
Quote from: yes
Quote from: SystekYes, he could do trigonometry, but could he do

CALCULUS???
fuk u
wha
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

yes

#4
October 7, 2007 04:17 AM
Quote from: Systek
Quote from: yes
Quote from: SystekYes, he could do trigonometry, but could he do

CALCULUS???
fuk u
wha
ggg wow

Necronomitr0n

#5
October 7, 2007 04:18 AM
Quote from: yes
Quote from: Systek
Quote from: yes
Quote from: SystekYes, he could do trigonometry, but could he do

CALCULUS???
fuk u
wha

I'm confused  
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

yes

#6
October 7, 2007 05:15 AM
ggg wow

Necronomitr0n

#7
October 7, 2007 05:44 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

trent bortknob

#8
October 7, 2007 02:58 PM
I (she) died when I (she) was (her) only 3 and a half (wound)
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