Bruce Springsteen jokes!!

Started by Philip K Dick, November 30, 2009 05:50 AM

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Philip K Dick

November 30, 2009 05:50 AM
Knock knock.

Who\\\'s there?

Bruce.

Bruce who?

Bruce Springsteen lol


Q: Why did they cancel the all you can eat buffet?

A: because they there was a bruce springsteen concert happening across the street.


What\\\'s the difference between Bruce Springsteen and a jar of pickles?

The jar of pickles doesn\\\'t make mediocre music.


How many Bruce Springsteens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bruce Springsteen doesn\\\'t do handywork because he\\\'s really rich he just hires guys to do shit for him


Who would win in a fight? Bon Jovi or Bruce Springsteen?

Bruce Springsteen DUHHH

Knock knock

Who\\\'s there.

Bruce

Bruce who?

Bruce springsteen.

Holy shit really?

No just kidding lol

ansel

#1
November 30, 2009 05:58 AM
why did bruce springsteen cross the road

cause there was som pretty good bbq on the other side and he wante ddat shit

goddamn i want some bbq ribs right now

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Philip K Dick

#2
November 30, 2009 06:01 AM

Necronomitr0n

#3
November 30, 2009 06:09 AM
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

lasse

#4
November 30, 2009 05:46 PM
thes r rly good u shd continue

DrRumack

#5
November 30, 2009 09:35 PM
what did bruce springsteen say to the auditor?








im bruce springsteen

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
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<+mrscriblam> lmao

Philip K Dick

#6
December 9, 2009 10:06 PM
why did bruce springstreen get addicted to drugs because he had issues in his life and he couldnt deal STR8

ansel

#7
December 9, 2009 11:17 PM
i got a credit card made out of gold

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