ugly body parts

Started by emanhattan, November 28, 2009 07:19 AM

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dilly

i have a big butt. but i'm ok with that.

i wish i was taller. and my feet were a little bigger due to so many comments about how small my feet are.

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Necronomitr0n

i think my body is ok despite being 6'2" except that i have these fucking disgusting puffy nipples

it's weird i've had them since middle school and the doctor says it has something to do with puberty fuck them

i want to cut them off or get a nipple transplant or something they just make me wanna UGHHHHHHHHH

sorry if i made you
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

ansel

little feet are kawaii

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Philip K Dick

my least favorite part of my body is the grand piano jutting out of my back

it can just get so irritating sometimes and EVERYONE asks me about it

ansel

Quote from: Uncle Tommy least favorite part of my body is the grand piano jutting out of my back

it can just get so irritating sometimes and EVERYONE asks me about it


for some reason i laughed realy hard at this

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

jjjjjjjjjj

Quote from: ansellittle feet are kawaii

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I have monster feet.    

trent bortknob

Quote from: dillybari have a big butt. but i\\\'m ok with that.
why wouldnt you be

girls are supposed to have butts

ITS HOW GOD INTENDED

ansel

yes i hav big feet and i am self-conscious
but u know wht they sat about guys w/ big feet

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

Philip K Dick

Quote from: Uncle Tоm
Quote from: dillybari have a big butt. but i'm ok with that.
why wouldnt you be

girls are supposed to have butts

ITS HOW GOD INTENDED

butts are for pooping out of

emanhattan

if I was a girl and I had a nice butt i would share it with the rest of the world

jjjjjjjjjj

have fun getting raped whore

ansel

i like a woman w/ meat on her bones

nah jus kidding i like skinny ladies  

Quote from: Factoryshut up you skinny white ugly prick

slack

no you like a little meat between her legs fag

emanhattan


dilly

Quote from: anselbut u know wht they sat about guys w/ big feet
they wear big shoes.














that's it.

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

slack

Guys with bigger feet are generally taller.

lenko

Quote from: dillybari have a big butt. but i'm ok with that.

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

billy

i got a really big dick and all the girlies say it hurts

redmongoose

Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

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