a very very short anecdote

[Philip K Dick]

Truck Johnson repeatedly cut at his wrists with a until he had lost nearly 1/2 of his blood. He simply just would not die!

"Water you doing truck???" squealed Hurble Banana, Jonhson's landlord. "Don't do that you dumb flip!"

Banana then showed Johnson the path of the new roman god, christ-Jesus.

"Thanks."

[trent bortknob]

i'll never do wrong again

[DrRumack]

thank you oh wise one

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Hurble Banana

[ansel]

oh please
if we're going to spend the rest of our lives together you must learn not to interrupt