Hey new members!!!

Philip K Dick · October 30, 2009 07:25 PM

Here's a rundown of the backalleys forums, and how you can better your chances of survival on this harsh (queer) battlefield:

Everyone here is a faggot, so don't be offended when someone calls you names or insults you or your artwork.

Don't try to be funny because you always end up looking stupid unless you are a legitimately funny person.

4chan and related fads are taboo here. There, I said it.

None of these are dead-set rules but if you want to improve your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards i would recommend taking them into mind!

Summary: fuk u!

Mew_User · October 30, 2009 08:02 PM

Quote from: Uncle Tomimprove your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards

What do you mean by this?

LordZeebmork · October 30, 2009 08:53 PM

also never use the shift key and pretend to hate the internet

creamcorn · October 30, 2009 09:40 PM

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Philip K Dick · October 30, 2009 09:56 PM

Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: Uncle Tomimprove your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards
What do you mean by this?

basically you wont be flamed by a bunch of 15 year olds if you follow the instructions

funzop · October 30, 2009 10:54 PM

Quote from: LordZeebmorkalso never use the shift key and pretend to hate the internet

lmfao

lasse · October 31, 2009 02:21 AM

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLIN THE BTCH THAT KILLED U!
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

ZekeySpaceyLizard · October 31, 2009 08:59 AM

Quote from: Uncle TomEveryone here is a faggot, so don't be offended when someone calls you names or insults you or your artwork.

quick note: if your artwork isnt bullshit people will like you. uncle tom doesnt know this part. coincidence?!?!??!

Quote from: Uncle TomDon't try to be funny because you always end up looking stupid unless you are a legitimately funny person.

this is very true. read my posts as a visual aid on how not to be funny at all times.

Quote from: Uncle Tom4chan and related fads are taboo here. There, I said it.

>implying we do that shit here

Quote from: Uncle TomNone of these are dead-set rules but if you want to improve your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards i would recommend taking them into mind!

i'll dead [size=]YOUR[/size] set!

Quote from: Uncle TomSummary: fuk u!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMU-wXsgyR8

redmongoose · October 31, 2009 10:19 AM

actually the only REAL rule around here is that you have to draw me to prove that you arent a skrull

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=6081

that's the rule, and there's only one and it isnt that difficult, so you might as well do it! or ykno you can refuse to and make yourself look like a stuck up faggot and alert us immediately of your devotion to the skrull empire but whatver man! ur call

psi43 · October 31, 2009 12:16 PM

^and even that isn't a real rule anyways

redmongoose · October 31, 2009 02:35 PM

your mom isnt a real rule

LordZeebmork · November 1, 2009 08:36 AM

all new members must read this in its entirety:

My fetish is beautiful women wearing diapers. Its sexy if they piss in them, but not shit, thats gross.

What gets me really horny is to picture a sexy girl with a diaper under her tight jeans. Then she gets an uncomfortable look which turns to relief as she empties her bladder and her pants bulge out as the diaper swells.
Man I got a boner just typing that.

jjjjjjjjjj · November 1, 2009 09:34 AM

Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyour mom isnt a real rule

Orangebeef · November 1, 2009 11:19 PM

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