How Eammy died...

[Eammy]

I was trudging through a Hedge Torsion, going Deer Shooting. I had the Edgiest Honor, and managed to kill a deer. I ripped off an "Egotised Horn" from it's head, and Ignored Those that told me I had become obsessed. But after I saw the blood on my hands, I realized why my behavior was Noted Ogreish by the townspeople, and so I prayed about my Doings Hereto. None avail, since I was placed on the guillotine, and my head was chopped off, and rolled on the floor. The witnesses produced an Oriented Gosh, and for those few seconds when my head remained alive after being separated from the body, I realized that my praying didn't work and that There Is No God after all...

- Eammy

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